Ocean gays in Egypt

Don't You Dare Pick Up that Phone

The group started the last leg of the journey from Japan to Egypt. Avdol and Polnareff piloted the submarine while Iruka was doing tarot readings for the other teens "I just realized something" Iruka commented "what is it" the other three asked in unison "we've seen all the stands named after the tarot cards except for three. The Fool, The World and High Priestess" they all nodded but didn't pay much mind as they talked and Kakyoin made coffee "you can't count" Anoe told her brother as she drank some "sorry, let me fix that" he dumped the extra coffee on his sister's head, he soon regretted it as she tied him up with her stand "you two really do share a brain cell" Iruka said out loud although neither twin retaliated, as Joseph was already mad at them for their coffee stunt that almost blew their cover to his wife. The oldest member of their group soon joined them around the table, he picked up a mug when it sliced through his fake hand, getting screams from the two girls and the old man fainted "the hell did that get on?" Nori asked before looking at his twin "may I be untied now?" she let him go when he walked a little too close to the stand, Being shoved out of the way by Jotaro and into the slowly rising water below them "we need to split" Anoe yelled at the stand attacked her left arm, taking a pretty big chunk out of it "son of a bitch" she muttered as she used Atlas to get the attacking stand off her when 'rising ... riiiiiing... riiiiing' the phone, Jotaro looked from Iruka to his unconscious grandfather, deciding to pick up the phone "are you crazy Jojo, what do you think she'll do if she finds out we're here and not at home?" Jotaro put a finger to his mouth to tell his sister to shut up and focus on helping Joseph and Anoe which she did as he talked to Suzie "Jiji isn't here right now... yes he took us with him... yes that means Iruka is here too... no she can't talk right now she's in the shower... I'll tell them you said hello and will call you back... love you too... ok bye grandma" he gave the small soccer player a smug grin only to be met with the middle finger as Joseph was coming to, Jotaro tried to open the door when the furry monster tried to take off his hand but Star grabbed it so it couldn't cause them more damage as they ran to find some diving equipment in another room. Of course, no one knew how to scuba dive, the closest they got was Jotaro who was on the swim team his first two years of high school well it was too late now as the room was filling with water so Joseph gave them the crash course while Nori and Pol were being stupid with hand signals. soon the room was filled all the way with water and everyone was suited up with their goggles and respirators as Joseph opened the hatch to leave, Polnareff had the stand attached to his lip as it started going down their french friend's throat, luckily Joseph and Noriaki were able to get it out before it caused any damage. The stand turned into a speargun and attacked Polnareff as the others got out of the sunken sub, the french mand and Joseph being the last two out.

they were soon all out in the ocean, talking and making sure Polnareff was ok while the ladies scouted up ahead  "wow, this is beautiful" Iruka looked at her older brother who nodded and grabbed her hand "stay with the group, we both know that you aren't the strongest swimmer in the group" so they'd all be together without the stand being able to attack them separately. "think it can attack us" Nori asked, Avdol shook his head "no, High Priestess can't turn into bubbles or fish" the redhead nodded "it can still turn into rocks or screws on out equipment" Anoe added as they came across what looked to be a sea tunnel but it was the stand "It merged with the sea floor" Avdol told them as it pulled them in, gay screaming ensued "this is impossible" Nori yelled at no one "which way's up"Iruka asked as she was thrown into her brother "sorry" "how'd it get this huge"avdol asked, they all saw how small it was earlier "maybe it's like how Nori and Pol shrunk down to get the Lovers out out Mr.Joestar and it takes more of the user's energy to make it this size like it is to make them tiny?" Anoe suggested her theory "you idiots are slow on the uptake, the rocks and the sea floor are minerals so I got stronger. I'm 7 meters above you on the shore, too bad you won't be able to see me in person" the user said as they were dropped into the stand's mouth, Iruka spilling her guts all over the tongue of it "who did that, it tastes gross" the user whined "me bitch" Iruka smirked "that's so gross how are you related to someone as hot and gentlemanly as Jotaro" the user asked, earning a laugh "you clearly haven't met my brother then"Jotaro shot his sister a look to be quiet till they could get out, the user flirted with Jotaro, Polnareff using that information to aid in their escape "do I have to do it?" Jotaro whispered to their french friend "just do it, I'll make sure the twins aren't mad at you later" Pol promised as Jotaro shook his head as Jotaro tried flirting with someone who wasn't Nori "I wish I could've seen your face, you could've been my type"  'he's a horrible actor' Nori thought to himself, nodding at the others that weren't on high priestess's shit list to help their friend out, telling the user how beautiful she was, even comparing her to Audrey Hepburn "if only I were 30 years younger" Joseph added not that it stopped him with Tomoko. The user didn't buy it though and tried to eat them, smashing Jotaro between her teeth, the others wanted to help them but they were too late, but they all heard star yelling Ora. they managed to escape the beast's maw and leave, making it to Egypt's shore, finding the user, Polnareff forgetting that Jotaro bashed her teeth in. 

Joseph called Suzie back, telling her he brought the grandkids with him for experience while the others got a car that could fit all of them "I'd like to speak with Jotaro please" Suzie told Joseph as he waved his grandson over to talk to his wife "I know you three can do anything, keep your grandfather out of trouble and Iruka safe" she half-joked, Jotaro got serious "yes ma'am" Suzie giggled on the other side of the phone "so serious but I know how you Joestar men can be, have fun and stay out of trouble" she hung up as soon as the others showed up "Mr.Joestar we got the car you asked us to buy" the twins yelled, waving the others over as Polnareff and Iruka fought over who's music they played, she ended up winning that game of rock, paper,scissors and played Stand Proud as they drove into the sunset

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we made it to the end of their adventure to Egypt, now to find DIO, thank you to everyone who's read this and made it this far. The crusade will be back soon