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TW: MENTIONS OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF THE CHIEF'S OFFICE, Delilah holds a red cooler in her hand. What's inside the cooler, you ask? The penis. Yep. Delilah is currently delivering a penis to the chief's office. Walking in with Meredith, the dirty blonde talks to the other woman in the room.
"Hi, is the chief in?" she asks.
"He's on his way. Is that it?" the woman tells her.
"Yep. Inside this red cooler, is a piece of penis. A piece of penis that I'm delivering to the chief of surgery, who is a man. I'm delivering a penis to a man," Delilah rambles, still in shock at the bizarre situation. It's not every day that you get to deliver a penis to someone.
"Can I see it?" What.
"Uh, forget I asked," the woman waves off.
Dr Webber finally enters his office. Thank you for taking me out of that awkward moment.
"Meredith, Delilah, it's good to see you. Hey, I heard your mother was leaving Mayo, Meredith. Is she going back with the U.N.?" he asks.
"She's, ah, taking time off." That's strange.
"To write another book, I suppose. Delilah, are we still on for Friday night's dinner? I'm excited to eat whatever you will be cooking," Richard says.
"Oh, yeah. I'm making samgyeopsal on Friday. Hope you like pork," the girl affirms. The man in question nods. He loves pork.
After a long conversation, Delilah and Meredith walk out of the chief's office with the red cooler. Yes, Delilah has custody of it. Because of the chain of custody rules, which state that all medical matter in a rape must stay with the person who collected it until it's placed in police custody, the two women now hold shared custody over a penis. This is a great way to start the day.
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Approaching George, who is currently updating a chart at a Nurse's station, Delilah slams the cooler onto the table.
"What's that?" he asks.
"Don't ask, you don't want to know," Meredith tells him.
"I do want to know. Really," he pries.
Opening the cooler, Delilah tilts it in his direction.
"Look inside. It's a severed penis, puppy," she remarked. His face paled, eyes growing comically wide.
"Okay. I didn't really want to know," he said, still traumatised. Just then, Christina approached them, arguing with the frat boy she couldn't be bothered to acknowledge.
"I don't know why I have to be the one who gets hugged," she complains.
"Because. I don't do that. Besides, you're the ovarian sister here," he says. Okay, rude.
