Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. Me gonads, you ovaries," George complained, slamming the car door shut.
"Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons," the former model says, walking away as George chases behind her.
"You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear when I'm naked in the shower," he chastises, ignoring the girl's request to buy tampons. Honestly, what a pussy.
"Can you add it to your list, please?" Izzie tries again.
"What?!" he exclaims, throwing his hands up.
"Tampons," the bleach-blonde deadpans.
"To the list. It's your turn," Meredith adds.
"I am a man! I don't buy girl products! I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower, and-"
"Oh, shut up! It's four-thirty in the morning and I don't want to hear about how you can't keep it in your pants because you've never lived with women before who isn't your mom. Besides, what does your masculinity have to do with buying girl products? My dad is the manliest man I know and he has no qualms with popping into the pharmacy to get me anything when I'm pissed and bleeding every month," Delilah finally snaps, turning to glare at George. The man cowers a bit before puffing out his chest, in an attempt to prove that he was a man- despite his unwillingness to buy his roommates tampons.
Meredith links their pinkies to try and soothe the still-seething 21-year-old, pulling her away from George to prevent any physical altercations. Delilah gets violent when she's on her period.
⚕⚕⚕
In the intern locker room, Delilah takes notes as Dr Bailey briefs them on patient care.
"You are the first person they see in the morning. You say please. You say thank you. You apologize for waking them up," their resident tells them. She glares as Alex walks into the room late, as usual.
"You make them feel good about you. Why is that important? Cause then they'll talk to you and tell you what's wrong. Why is that important? Because then you can tell your Attending what they need to know during rounds. And why is that important? Because if you make your resident look bad, she'll torture you until you beg for your mama," she finalised, looking at the group with her signature stare.
"Now get out there. I want pre-rounds done by five-thirty," she orders, walking out of the room.
Deliah puts the notepad in her pocket, turning to look at her two new friends. As she sips on her Matcha, the brunette hears her favourite dirty blonde complain.
"I'd better get good patients today. Yesterday, I had two guys with colostomies who needed dressing changes every 15 minutes," she groans, fixing her sleeve.
"Yeah, I had a guy who wouldn't stop staring at my ass. He also refused to call me doctor. When I was helping Debbie change the sheets yesterday, I found some unknown substances dried on them. I'm pretty sure he came on those sheets," Delilah says, cringing in disgust. She puts her tumbler away, not wanting to consume anything for the next few hours. She feels that she needs at least three business days to recover from whatever yesterday was.
