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childe you little shit

I'm skipping right to the Childe fight bc I'm lazy and haven't updated in ages.

I've been binge-watching these slander videos

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"The pleasure of a harbinger lies in crossing blades with opponents, the thrill of battle!" Childe declared
"We won't let what happened Mondstadt occur again!" Paimon retorted,

You drew your claymore and walked menacingly towards the ginger.

"Oh, so you're approaching me?"
"Yes, how else I am supposed to beat the shit out of you?"
Lumine snorted, "was that a Jojo reference?"

BLEEP that was a blooper btw
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You drew your claymore and walked menacingly towards the ginger.

"Oh, so you intend to fight me, fine then I'll play along, don't worry I won't kill you~ Not like you will be able to beat me anyway." Childe teased

"Me not being able to defeat you? You're a delusional fuck," you responded.

"Ohh, feisty, I like it. Let's see if you live up to it. If you don't die, that is." He gave you a smug look.

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Chile send a few arrows flying at you and Lumine and you deflected them. You charge at him and took a hefty swing, it inflicted damage on him a large cut appeared on his abdomen. You him a smug smile but he also gave you one.

Water surrounded you entering your lungs rendering you unable to breathe. You tried cutting the water with your sword but failed. You could only flair your arms around helplessly. Paimon tried to get you out but also got stuck with you.

Lumine charged at Childe with murderous intent, she was pissed.

"Hey, hey no need to angry now-" Childe narrowly dodged a stab to the chest from Lumine. It was at that moment he realised that he fucked up.

He summoned a whale that came crashing down on Lumine. She fell to the ground and lost grip of her dull blade(op weapon) Lumine tried reaching out for it but Childe kicked it out of reach.

"Not so strong after all, failed to protect the one you care for so much," Childe steps on Lumine's hand, she bites her lip in pain, not willing to guve the Childe the satisfaction of her suffering.

You felt yourself losing consciousness, you body heated up evaporating the water around you.

Childe noticed your presence and covered him self in water dome. It burst open sending you and Lumine flying slightly.

He appeared once more with his mask on and wielding electro staff.

"There's no end to this is there?" You muttered. You gave a sword to Lumine, she gave you a smile, you give one back.

The two of you wasted no time on attacking Childe.

"Not bad, your swordmanship is quite good. Not what I expected from two small fries like you" you cast him a glare.

Before you knew it he lunged at the two of you, Lumine went forward and barely parried it with anemo. A cloud of smoke blinded you slightly, Childe appeared on the Exuvia. You threw your claymore at him but he simply deflected it. He plunged his hand in the Exuvia but no Gnosis was found.