I Put a Spell on You

Pirates

Evie's P.O.V

When Ben and Synthia walked away, I got the feeling that something wasn't quite right, which was only proven to me when Harry Hook showed up. "What do you want, Harry?" I asked him. "Oh, just a wee message for Mal. See, Uma wants Mal to come to the chip shop tonight," he said with a wicked smile, "alone." With that, he taunted Carlos by barking at him like a dog, then turned on his heel and walked back the way he came.

Synthia's P.O.V

When I could finally see again, I was tied to the mast of a ship that I recognized as the Lost Revenge, Captain Hook's infamous pirate ship. "You won't get away with this. Our friends will come to save us," I growled at no one in particular. "Hahaha. I'd like to see them try," Uma said, then Harry came into view, gently brushing his hook against my cheek while softly laughing. In response, I moved to try and bite his hook, but I was too slow, as he pulled it back right away. "Harry, calm down," Uma said tersely. "You said that I could hook them!" He replied angrily. "I said at noon," Uma replied. As time passed, I started to lose hope that the others would arrive in time, and when noon came, Uma had Harry and another pirate untie me and Ben and lead us to the planks the rest of the crew had set up. "Guys, they're here!" Gil said, which got all of the pirates excited. I looked over and saw Mal, Evie, and the others, now joined by Lonnie, confronting Uma.

It's Goin' Down
Uma:
Let's get this party started
I swear I'm cold-hearted
There's no negotiation
I'm not here for debatin'
You need some motivation?
Just look at Ben and Synthia's faces
Then ask yourself how long you think I'll remain patient
I'll throw 'em overboard and let 'em swim with killer sharks
You either hand over the wand, or they'll be ripped apart

Mal:
Now let's all just be smart
Although, for you, that must be hard
You'll get your wand
No one has to come to any harm
Don't try to intimidate
Your bark is much worse than your bite
Who's the baddest of them all?
I guess we're finding out tonight

Pirates:
Let's go, bring it on
Better give us what we want
It's the wand for the crown
If you don't, it's goin' down

VKs, Audrey and Lonnie:
Let's go, make your move
Peace or war, it's up to you
Give them up and do it now
If you don't, it's goin' down

Pirates:
We want the wand
Or else they will be gone
Your time is running out
You should really watch your mouth

VKs, Audrey and Lonnie:
Let's go, pound for pound
We're prepared to stand our ground
Put your swords up, put 'em up
It's goin' down

Pirates:
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Make the trade
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Or walk the plank
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Make the trade
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Or walk the plank

Mal, Audrey:
Okay, look
This is not a conversation
It's a do or die situation
If you don't give me back the king, I'll have no hesitation (give them back!)
I'll serve you right here, and I don't need a reservation
That way, your whole "pirate crew" can have a demonstration
Release him now, and we can go our separate ways
Unless you wanna deal with me, and the VKs

Uma:
So that's your big speech, huh?
An empty ultimatum?

Harry:
All it takes is one swing, and I'll humiliate them
Matter of fact, make one wrong move, and I'll debilitate them
And if they even start to slip, I'll eliminate them
All it takes is one wrong look and I'll -

Uma:
Harry! We get it. Chill.

Pirates:
Let's go, bring it on
Better give us what we want
It's the wand for the crown
If you don't, it's goin' down

VKs, Audrey and Lonnie:
Let's go, make your move
Peace or war, it's up to you
Give them up and do it now
If you don't, it's goin' down

Pirates:
We want the wand
Or else the king is gone
Your time is running out
You should really watch your mouth

VKs, Audrey and Lonnie:
Let's go, pound for pound
We're prepared to stand our ground
Put your swords up, put 'em up
It's goin' down

Ben:
Hey! We don't have to choose
We don't have to light the fuse
Mal, whatever you do
It's gonna be a lose-lose
There's gotta be a better way
Uma, I promise, I'll give you your chance
You'll have your say

Uma:
Silly king. You? Give me?
You're gonna give me a chance?
Well, not a chance!

Pirates:
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Make the trade
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Or walk the plank
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Make the trade
Yo-ho-oh-oh
Or walk the plank

At that point, Mal gave Uma the wand, so she had Harry release Ben and me. I ran straight into Audrey's open arms and embraced her. What I wasn't expecting was for her to whisper something in my ear. "The wand Uma has is a copy. We need to get out of here as fast as we can," she whispered. I nodded, just as Uma let out a cry of rage and snapped the fake wand in half. Lonnie tossed everyone a sword, and we prepared to fight the pirates. Harry came right at me first, and I stumbled on a step behind me and fell seconds before his sword would have impaled me. Instinctively, I kicked him in the knee as hard as I could, knocking him to the ground and knocking his sword out of his hand. I grabbed the sword before he could reach it, now wielding two swords. I weighed the one I had taken from Harry in my left hand. "Huh. Nice sword. It's mine now," I said as Harry got a different sword from another pirate. I held him back, and then he got distracted with fighting Ben, who I decided to help out. Just in time, I reached Ben as Harry swung his sword at him, which I was able to block with one of my swords. "Hiya!" Harry said when our swords collided. We all managed to fight our way out, heading back to the limo to escape back to Auradon.

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I couldn't resist adding in the part where Harry swings his sword, gets it stuck in a wooden post, and says "Hiya!" I love that scene. Anyway, until next time!