I didn't wan't to leave, I couldn't help it. I was devistated. Justin Timberlake would be coming soon and he couldn't see that I was in his house.
"Can't you do anything" I exclaimed through sobbed tears.
"no"
"ok" i kept crying not knowing what to do.
As I look around, ed turns and exits the door to keep his manly persona but I heard him sobbing so it didnt work. Suddenly, I see a table I can hide behind while Justin T passes by. I flipped it around with my bad arm so the table only does 3 flips when it flies up instead of five.
Suddenly a moving breathing living organism caught my eye. Is that... Dharr Man?????nN??
He looked horrible, a bird had sharted in his beard, and a chicagan praying mantis had taking a home in his bald hair.
"Wh-Who-What-Wh-" I stuttered, stuttering while i stuttered while talking
"Eddie, baby, I just saw Steve" I shouted, loudly.
Ed Sheratatata ran in yelling as well, and we all looked at eachother and we all started to scream. As we scram, fear was building up in everybody, and we all scrode. Finally, everyone ran out of breath and there was awkward silence for a few minutes until eddie (a big goofball) asked
"why are you here again"
"agian? i wonderded out loud
"I needed a place to crash, waht happense next will shock you"
"you need to leave before the lorax finds out ive been harboring a fugitave."
"you will live to regret it. So you will see" Dharr maneN exclaimed slamming the basment door on his way out.
"bageyby grill are you ok are you hurt?"
"n-n-nno. I-I - i want to staywith you forever slayqueen32, I want to avoid my taxes with you together and we could live a happy life."
"That sounds like paradiese. but... I can't Justin T's coming for our play date and he cant see you or he will know i didn't kidnap the correnct lady"
"what? Who was the correct lady?" I asked wondering why he had never told me.
"your mother, the leader of our rival gang, the dino fart snorters"
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Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap love story
RomanceEd sheeran kidnaps you...and as you stay with him... you start feelling This slice of life this very slicy of life very adventure is cool solly and goofy CREDIT FOR BEATUFUL BeatriZ PICTURE GOES TO BECOME A QUEEN MOBILE GAME obviously satire golly...