I had no words to verbally express, I was shocked.
"excuse me?"
"I didn't want to tell you like this baeighbeuigh guirghl"
I look at ed sheeran then back down at the floor.
"a-are you sure?"
I couldn't believe that she actually cared enough to run a gang, but not enough to love me. I started to speack but suddwnly dahar mAhn in the skin of a grinch burst through the basement door
"dAhAhahahar man? what-" ed short started to speak but dahar mannn n interumpted
"HOE HOE HOE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS ON HIS WAY HERE"
"WHAT" i was flabbergasted, i couldn't believe what he was saying
"i hated you and planned your death for a moment" he confessed "but i knew i would instantly regret it."
"what." i just looked at him in disbelief.
"Now hurry his princess charm school horse chariot will arrive soon" he looked at ed sheep then back at me. He sighed and finally spat out "wear the skin of the grinch i skinned and stand in the corner like a stuatue"
"ok"
"j.t loves me i even managed a photoshoot of his nasty smelly toes. He won't mind if I exit your house he won't see anything wrong with that." he smiled with a tear flowing down his face and into his smelly beard. He started to leave and then remembered,
"I almost forgot! but i remembered or else i would have forgotten but i didn't forget so i remember and know what i'm about to do"
"what" ed sharpie was absolutely whacked out as well
"here." He dropped a giant burghandy straw bag that seemed to have something inside right infront of my bayby boy, ed free shipping. Then he handed me the skin and stated,
"the horse charriots are right outside and justin T's band of ninjas await his next order." he sighed very very very very dramatically and sadly. "good luck" he whispered almost inaudiblely as he left the basement and the house into the outside world.
"put on the skin hurry!" ed shuffle barely chided, but i still felt slightly bad. I what he said and I stood in a corner while i watched him open the bag.
He let out a loud gasp.
"what is it" i inquired out loud
"it's your mother trisha papapaparazzi"
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Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap love story
RomanceEd sheeran kidnaps you...and as you stay with him... you start feelling This slice of life this very slicy of life very adventure is cool solly and goofy CREDIT FOR BEATUFUL BeatriZ PICTURE GOES TO BECOME A QUEEN MOBILE GAME obviously satire golly...
