Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap love story

Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap Love Story Chapter 22

"Halfway through halfway through" I kept repeating that to myself to calm myself down. I never asked for this. I never asked for a crazy gang boss mom or a world famous man. I never asked for any of this. I just wanted to go home I just wanted my own house. alone. resting.

But I couldn't.
"half way through" I took a deep breath in and looked at the sky. I couldn't tell if the stars were slowly glimmering or if it was just my tears of exaughstion as I slowly closed my eyes and fell asleep knowing there were just two more to go.

I awoke to the sounds of ice roosters cawcawing peacefully and me feeling refreshed and relaxed as a can of gatorade on mars. I awoke, missing our new friends who were now in ice hotels. I grab our motorcycle and jump on with Editor for Sharing on the back. I put my feet down and clamp onto the handles pulling back as we go forward and a gust of wind blows my hair up.

After hours of riding we finally get to the water and chart our coourse to yeti village , itally.

When we arrive to italy, we stop at a human hair store and start sowing our yeti costumes so we don't get discovered. We sewed for hours, exchanging cheeky looks and goofy laughs as we moved the felt and human hair through the sowing machines.

When we finished we couldn't simply go out through venice to Yeti village, because only certain gangs knew they existed, and if the whole world knew, the yetis would be mad, because they treasure their land too much. Tourists, especially south of north dakota tourists, were known for trashing places, and they did not want that to happen, so everyone who knew kept their mouth shut in fear of what the yetis would do if they found out someone snitched.

When we finally arrived, we quickly put on our costumes so they didn't think we were tourists and spit us out. If it were up to me I would have NEVER gone there, but it wasn't up to me. It was up to the fate of the government. not the government sorry i wrote that wrong it's tax season and my minds a little wonky i meant the world.

Since yeti village is underground, i turn my flashlight on and me and pookums run to the undergrouwnd alien built pyramid (aberamham lincoln's).

There was no door to get in, so we had to climb all the way to the top. Hand aftwr hand my body was more and more exaughsted the more and more we climbed.

"hold tight Bahehaheieiahaighbeieiieigh Girl" he looked at me from my right (my good side obvousolt) and held my right hand with his left, and we both exherted the only energy left in us and jumped to the top of the pyramid, where there was an odd squad bubble transporter thing to take us all the way down.

Once down, we had to take airport flat escalators to a med school test, were my pookie wookiee Editioning Shoots aces all of the questions, because he had been such a brave man when he got hit by a car and broke his legs some time before and now is a med WHIZ!! finally, the garbage boy from sesame street popped up and said, "The future is always a punishment for the crimes of your past", looked at us, and walked backwards, and tripped right into the shark tank, with Emma Grede and Daniel Lubetzky swam around preparing to rip their next meal open.

Even steven Shamalamadingdong saw the scene and JUMPED toward him, grabbing his hands before he could fall in, a shark jumping up from the water and ripping a peice of his pants off, but no sesame street blood shedding.

As a result of this kind behavior, he rips his chest open, revealing a beating glowing golden asparagus.
"b-but that's your heart- I- I can't take-" I was in shock
"TAKE IT- take it- please" tears were slowly forming in his eyes "for the sake of the world you must- One life is better than 8 billion"

"but that's your heart, Ypu cant expect me to-"

"please- for me" He reached to grab it his own hand wrapped around his own heart "once i take this out I won't be able to come back alive-"

"THEN DONT PLEASE OSCAR"

"fight for me-" he yanked it out and instantly fell to the floor, his golden asparagus heart to his side.

"I will oscar" I sniffled and blinked my tears back "i will"

Too many lives were beggining to be at risk. Too many people were harmed. This had to end. Now.