There was an enough food to last enough. The lorax had been seaethcing for me so his rapping ninja dogs were inspecting everyhehete so we had to be quiet we made a little hut inside made of materials and a banner that said happy birthday regina the rat! 2/10/23 on it as the roof.
"are you ok bbg?"
"i'm fine beatriZzler"
"ok edophile shattering"
I could tell he wasn't. I grabbed a bunch of medical supplies and fixed his small booboo.
"We have to be careful they are watching everything" I said "we have to be extremely quiet"
We snuck around untill we found the food isle and they were only a few decades expired. Before I knew it Existed Somewhere opened a bag of chips and the world seemed to freez. The door swung open and we ran to hide. Over the counter we were hiding behind I saw rat ears.
"i don't think thouse are j.t's dogs ears baby boy"
"I think you'r right baeaeaueuoughboioieea gouueeouarl-"
Suddenly a huge rat arm grabbed everything showing and then grabbed me. I slowly turned around and it was a huge rat.
"H-h-h-h-hello?" I asked ponderously
"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
"whatatatattatat" especially should pondered also wonderously
"My name is regina. I've been hiding from j.t for years. I can tell he's looking for you too"
"no way" Edealing Shomeone wondered out loud "wait beatriZ i think that's the legendary Regina the Rat" he stated " She is the only one who managed to hide from J.T successfully"
"how girlie" I inquired
"So you see... I was doing my birthday party at publix because us the dino fart snorters or just the dino snorters just concord it. "
"No way you work for my mom?"
"wham bam yes ma'am " She kept telling the story " I had just stolen a parachute from them made of asparagus and the souls of past members, and they were going to open a portal to an evil dimension and we couldn't let that happen. The chicken feet lickers bust in and we had a big fight and then some aliens stole it. We need to find it though, the longer that mirror exists in this world, the weirder this world gets, and the more plot holes appear. Things change without rhyme or reason"
"well... I think I have it" I quickly ran to the plot hole i buried it in and unburied it.
YOU ARE READING
Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap love story
RomanceEd sheeran kidnaps you...and as you stay with him... you start feelling This slice of life this very slicy of life very adventure is cool solly and goofy CREDIT FOR BEATUFUL BeatriZ PICTURE GOES TO BECOME A QUEEN MOBILE GAME obviously satire golly...
