This time I knew exactly what i was going to say.
"Mother-" i got interrupted buy ed shining quickly.
"she can't hear you she's unconscious" he said while checking if she was alive. I really didn't
care if she was alive or wasn't, i would have still continued talking if ed shrouded hadn't reminded me what had been going on
"quick, justin t's rapping pranking ninja crew is coming and they can't see you here"
right.
I quickly changed into the skin of the grinch and ran to the corner but tripped over a plot hole. I then finally made it to the corner, trying to remember when i had been untied. Right as I made it into the corner and acted as a state, J.T's ninjas came in barking and smelling the room on all fours. One almost revealed my disguise but the other ninjas called it to the burghsndy bag.
"arf arf look at this living breathing orgasm i found"
"orgasminms" corrected the second ninja
"orgmnainsm" corrected the third ninja
"my mother married a homosexual so i find myself longing for the love i missed out on in my childhood as my parents didn't love eachother nor me" the fourfth one rapped admittingly
The other dogs appeared to be about to respond, but then the one and only legendary Justin smellybuttface Timberlake graced the room with his precense
"yo, yo, yo what's good my homeslice"
"not much, just rode my bicicle on a no cycling zone, loitered, and stood on the grass when there was a giant dont stand on the grass sign" ed shooketh replied. I was shaken to my core. How could he do such rebellious things. I kept starinf at him until J.t replied
"that's so devious, keep up the good work" He then looked me dead in the eye as I tried not to breathe. "This is new when did you get it?" he asked
"i...stole it. Yesterday. From a store... that sells things" ed sketchbook replied hastily.
"you better chickety check yourself before you wrickety wreck yourself.... is what i would have said if i didn't take 40 pounds of imported illegal drugs per day" jaytee chuckled, but I wasn't as amused.
"sigh... now show me trishamubrger paytatos"
Ed shouldshowermore did as obliged, and when i saw her, she was awake, her eyes glistening with tears.
YOU ARE READING
Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap love story
RomanceEd sheeran kidnaps you...and as you stay with him... you start feelling This slice of life this very slicy of life very adventure is cool solly and goofy CREDIT FOR BEATUFUL BeatriZ PICTURE GOES TO BECOME A QUEEN MOBILE GAME obviously satire golly...
