BARTHOLEMULE JAMESON THE THIRD'S PERSPECTIVE:
I was born without a dad. He left as soon as he heard my mom was pregnant. My mother tried so hard to raise me and I could always tell she did the best she could to hide her imperfections and stress, but I knew I was the one who was taking a toll on her. We had little to no income sometimes. My mothers boss mistreated and overworked my poor regina. She often came home at midnight after going to work at five. I always had to live with the fact that without me my mother would have been so much happier. She would have still had a husband. She would have still had money. She would have still had that gorgeous smile I almost never see now.
When I was five and at school I felt like I did not belong. Like nobody was on my side. When I opened up to my mom about it she took my hand and whispered into my ear.
"You don't belong. That's what makes you special" I saw her smile for the first time in years "That's why I love you"
She shook me awake at three in the morning the next day. She grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the door of our little worn down shack that was all we could afford or more. She walked me two miles on her shoulders to the circus. As we snuck in through the back I caught a glimpse of the most wonderfully weird acts I had ever seen. At that time I was just too focused on the acts of talent appearing before me that I didn't even realize that my mother had taken hours out of her only time to sleep and forget about day to day struggles.
When I was 10 I got mad at her. A stupid argument I barely remember. All my memories of that day are shrouded in yelling and anger. I slammed the door as hard as I could on the way out and I remember my suitcase almost got caught in the door. I've been alone ever since. I haven't seen her ever since. That is the day in my life I regret the most.
BOOM POW CRACK CACHOW
Me and my wife linda crack our necks to our left to see a motorcycle with two weird gingers and the most goregoaus woman I had seen.
"I'm so sorry" The dream cut ginger said in a deep manly voice.
"What's going on?!?" Linda shouted as a motorcycle had entered our secret ice tavern city with only our house in it and our ice crops for mouse miles.
"Where's the aspauraguis temple?!?" The ginger woman demands curiously
"I'll guide you there" I claimed grabbing my map from up my ass
Right before I jump on the motorcycle, I kiss my rat wife on the forhead and prepare for adventure.
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Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap love story
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