Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap love story

Ed Sheeran Epic Kidnap Love Story Part 21

we had found one, and had three to go. We hopped on the motorcycle and rode till dawn. Then we woke up to post malone and imagine dragons and knew we were in texas.
"no we're in egypt"
oh nevermind i meant egypt.
We hiked through deserts and dessert cafes,
the egyptian mausieam in cairo, and the giza necropolis until i saw it. The giant asparagus pyramid. My eyes started to glimmter unsure if it was the pyramid itself or the tears slouwly formifn in awe.
"do you-" ed sheeran inhaled sharply, as if he had been holding a breath "-do you see that too?"
the sight of the piyramid was beautiful, trulie something to admire.
We walked towards the pyramid and we're about to touch the doorknob when a vouice called out
"TIS NEAR TIS FALSE TIS TALL TIS EYEBALLS"
"SHARON THE RAT?!?" I called uninsured if i was actually seeing her or was just dehydrated from only shoving straight gatoruade into my veins because i saw on youtube it would keep me hydrated. "HAPPY BDAY SORRY I MADE UR HUSBAND CHEAT BY HYPTONTIZING HIM INTO LIKING ELLEN DEGENERES"
"yes alas tis me" she looked at me like a raccoon looks at food outside someone's home "where- nevermind come on there's a back entrance the doorknob is homealoneified"
We snuck to the back on our tipietoes while epic spy music was playing. We climbed up the first set of stairs and saw the royalr high element chouoser test, and picked fire since we were in the desert and the gatorade was red.
as soon as we get to the next floor i colapse. I don't really remember what happened next but i know eddying sharcouterie board lifted me up and fiynished the challenges and tests until getting to the top, grabbing the parachute with his free hand, and jumping with sharon and bartholemew the rat grabtbing on to his right foot and holding me in his right hand and the parachute in his left hand. As we were falling he lifts his foot, takes the laces off with his teeth, grabbs the parachute cable and pulls it with his toes right as we were going to hit the ground, and float up and then down until we reach the ground.
Everyone Shooketh grabbed the magic gatorade that was conveniently attached to the motorcycle and poured it over everyone, and they felt as energized as my grandma after her hip replacement surgery. I woke up immediately and turned around. Something shiny caught my eye. I see my pookie pie with his hand out and shiny asparagus in hand.
"For you beigheuieiwieeuioueighbeieueugh guieirl"