Your New Girlfriend

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Uh just a random parody of Wilbur Soot's Your New Boyfriend :P

This is based on the fact that I made an oc that was to be Cyrus' girlfriend but now I regret it and my bro is making it a big deal.

Warning: Minor swearing(?) and changes between 2nd person and 3rd person pronouns

*instrumental part lol*

Life isn't quite what I thought it be
When I was a kid playing Stick War Legacy
I thought when I get older
I'd marry you like I told ya

Now Im a simp and I write fanfics on Wattpad
2 to 5's kinda fine to be honest
If I could change a single thing-
I'll make it me and not her...

Cuz she's in your bed
But Im in your twitch chat

*electric guitar sounds*

I've got the keys
And she's just a doormat

*more electric guitar sounds*

Cuz even though she's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay your bills
Anyway make the most of her
Cuz she moves on pretty bloody quick
Owooo~

Your new girlfriend's an [CENSORED]hole

*pause*

Whooo :)

*instrumental part ig*

Yeah I've met Moni-
(Of course I met Moni)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off almost instantly
I know cuz you won't stop ignoring me

Seen her hairstyle, shoulders, and body
Push against her fashion sense
I thought about what he looks like nude-

I was never gay though

*music*

Cuz he's living the dream
(He's living the dream)
Oh he's living the dream
From back when he was 17

He's living the dream
(He's living the dream)
Oh he's living the dream
From back when he was 17

How on earth can I be saved
When Im a thousand miles from sane
I just think that I deserve
A great amount of what I earned

Im not gonna make another scene
One I made when I was a teen
Means Im not allowed in the Discord server

-_-

*music*

Cuz she's in your bed
But Im in your twitch chat

*electric guitar sounds*

I've got the keys
And she's just a doormat

*more electric guitar sounds*

Cuz even though she's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay your bills
Anyway make the most of her
Cuz she moves on pretty bloody quick
Owooo~

Your new girlfriend's an [CENSORED]hole

*more music*

I think about you everyday 💙
Oh how on earth can I be saved
I think about her a lot as well
Maybe if I dragged her back to Hell

But you're epic, and you're cool
Your Discord voice calls are my favorite place
Senpai notice me
With no restraining order (Jason Whitham)

I want you to care
I want to smell your hair~

I want you to careI want to smell your hair~

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