Harry looked at Louis like he was about to explode. "you need jesus because you're depressed and homosexual tendencies. Why dont you get baptized into the Church of Jesus-Christ of Latter-Day Saints?"
(A/N i am queer af so i can make gay joks)
louis was baffled. "what's a laddar? i only know christianity and jehovahs witnesses."
Harry hitted louis with his knuckle and a spiritual verse. "Mormons. 2 Nephi 3:5 1 And now I speak unto you, Joseph, my a last-born. Thou wast born in the wilderness of mine afflictions; yea, in the days of my greatest sorrow did thy mother bear thee."
"okay."
Louis metted up with missionaries and one of them was named Annabelle but she went by sister lickdee expect louis got mad and called said "Lick deez nuts."
Louis felt good. "I know that the book of Mormon is a historically accurate book, and that it is the most correct book in the world. I may not have a full comprehension of the book yet, but I'm trying. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen." (A/n except for the twilight saga
A week latter (A/N see what i did there hahahhaj alol eli youre so funnt aaahhahhaha) louis was then baptized and dunken into the warm wet water. he felt the holy ghost enter his body and started to crying.
"omg louis im so proud of you" jordan said
"shut up you're unworthy to talk to me because you are not a member of the restored church of Jesus Christ."
jordan proceeded to cry and then sister lickdee told her ot get batpzied. and she said yes
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Who To Choose (Louis Tomlinson)
FanficWho would you choose between your soulmate and your girlfriend? Louis Tomlinson had to choose and it wasn't easy. His adventure is full of drama, and some moments where you want to throw your laptop or phone on the floor. But... let's just see who...
