The Black Phone Oneshots!

finney/robin/vance/billy + Griffin being... Griffin (smut)

Summary:

Pinball: he's also built like a linebakcer 💀

PaperBoy: I AM A LINEBAKCER
PaperBoy: STOP BULLYING ME

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Mintman: Vance, bro just tried to make a move on A GIRL with a VAGINA
Mintman: Dawg hasn't done that since like freshman year, maybe longer, get him away form the general public pls 🙏

Finntastical: on it, thanks Brucey Boy

Mintman: I'd rathee be called a slur than thta

Notes:

this is in relation to a one shot i wrote for Halloween, but isn't necessary to be read before this <3

(See the end of the chapter for .)

Chapter Text

"Hey! Finney!" Vance calls out after him, and Finney silently curses himself, all of his life choices, and Griffin, because that seems like a good option as well.

He tries to pretend he didn't hear Vance, continuing to walk faster, but Vance, who followed Robin blindly when he joined football and basketball, catches up to him easily.

"Hey, so, I was wondering if you could come over tonight, and help me and Robin with math?" Vance asks, math is a common thing he's being asked to help with because no one wants to work these days.

"I'll have to ask Donna, I wouldn't wanna just stand her up on our date-" "Oh, don't worry about it then, we'll find a way to study, have a great date!" Vance interrupts, patting Finney's back and walking away to meet up with his teammates.

"Fucking weirdo," Finney mutters to himself, walking past the group and trying to not be spotted by Robin who will definitely push more than Vance did. Vance is typically very 'if you already have plans, don't cancel because I want you to' the only exception being plans with Robin, because he will crash those in a heartbeat.

He fails, miserably, because Vance just had to open his big fucking mouth and blabber about how he just saw Finney and, therefore, he'll be passing by them soon.

"Finn! Baby, c'mere!" Robin calls out, the baby isn't meant to be of romantic perception, but the majority of people take it that way when he says it around people they don't know, his teammates are used to it now and just roll their eyes and continue on. "Hey, Robin," Finney replies, accepting the hug he wasn't offered much of a choice for.

"Hey, so, could you join me and Vance for-" "He has a date with Don-Don," Vance interrupts, mockingly using the nickname. "Oh," Robin says, backing off, it's known he and Donna are in a not relationship but it's still an annoyance to Robin when it's brought up.

"I'm sorry, I told him I'd cancel plans to help, but I couldn't just stand Donna up," "Oh, yeah cancel on her, she's fine," Robin comments and Finney rolls his eyes. "Finney don't, she doesn't deserve that," Billy intercepts, and Vance gives the look of 'dude, seriously? You're supposed to be on our side'

The four start to walk away from the rest of their teammates, heading into an empty classroom to talk more, since their teammates have already expressed their...liking towards Finney. Something they're all but fond of.

"So, Billy, could you tutor us instead?" Vance asks, trying to not make Finney cancel on his plans. "Yeah, of course, I won't be acting like a whore, unlike Finney-" "I offered it because they kept trying during the session and me and Donna were on a break and- it was one time," Finney interrupts Billy, and he gets an eye roll from the other. "You're still a bit of a whore-" "You're just mad that I've never fucked you," Finney interrupts, getting collective gasps from his friends.