Marvel and DC Ships Oneshots

Fish, Loki

LOKI POV: 

I entered the cafeteria where Mobius was. I groaned as I sat down. Mobius put his jet ski magazine down. 

"What has the God of Mischief so upset" asked Mobius. 

"I want to get my boyfriend a gift for his birthday but I don't know what to get" I said. 

I put my arms on the table and laid my head on my hands. 

"What about a jet ski" asked Mobius. 

"He doesn't ride jet skis" I said. 

"He rides yours" said Mobius with a smirk. 

I looked at Mobius confused. 

"I don't have a jet ski" I said. 

Mobius looked down and then back up with a smile. 

"Oh, Mobius, that's different" I said sitting up. 

"Okay true, but if not a jet ski then how about" Mobius started. 

He thought for a second. 

"Matching daggers" said Mobius. 

"That was valentines day" I said. 

"Okay then how about, candy" said Mobius. 

"Tried, B15 said I need to put more thoughts into my gifts" I said. 

"Then what about, what does he like" asked Mobius. 

I thought for a bit. 

"Well, a lot of things" I said. 

Mobius and I thought for a bit. 

"You got Thor a pet snake for his birthday so why not do something similar" asked Mobius. 

"So what I transform into a snake and give myself" I asked. 

"You only give yourself as a present for sex" said Mobius. 

"That's what I meant" I said. 

"Gross, actually please keep whatever weird animal sex you two do in the bedroom. Please, I don't want to picture that" said Mobius. 

"Fine, so if I don't give myself as a animal I what, get a actually pet" I asked. 

"Yes, what pet does he like" asked Mobius. 

I thought for a bit. 

"He likes sharks" I said. 

"Okay, any smaller creatures" asked Mobius. 

"How about a fish? I can get my boyfriend a fish" I said. 

"Why would you want to give him a violent painful death" asked Casey who was sitting at the table next to us. 

"No, a fish is a animal" I said. 

"But you said a fish is a violent painful death" said Casey. 

"No that's gut you like a fish" I said. 

Casey was still confused. 

"Never mind, I'll be back" I said. 

I got up and went to my timeline to buy a fish from a pet store. I got a gold fish with a tank and some decor. A skull and a pirate ship will do for now. I also got food for the fish and set up the tank. 

"I didn't know you like fish brother" said Thor. 

"It's for my boyfriend. I'm getting him a pet fish" I said. 

"Oh, and what is this fish of gold named" asked Thor. 

"That is up to my boyfriend to decide" I said. 

Thor tapped the glass. 

"Don't do that" I said. 

"Why" asked Thor. 

"It hurts the fish's ears" I said. 

"Oh, sorry little fish" said Thor. 

I finished and put a bow on it for now. 

"Wow, it looks great" said Thor. 

"Thank you, I'm sure my boyfriend will like it two" I said. 

I grabbed my tempad and invited my boyfriend over so I can give him the fish. We agreed to meet up at the cafeteria. I grabbed the fish and went there to wait for him. I hope he like it. Finally I saw my boyfriend enter. 

"Hey, sorry I was a little late" he said as he sat down. 

"No it's fine. Anyway I uh, got you this for your birthday" I said. 

My boyfriend smiled. 

"Do you like it" I asked. 

"I love it, I been wanting a pet fish. Thank you" said my boyfriend. 

"So is that a fish" asked Casey.