Marvel and DC Ships Oneshots

A Hated Super Family part 3

STEVE POV:

We talked over which ones we will add to the avengers. 

"That one kid isn't even a hero. He is just having a cat run around" said Hawkeye. 

"Well the guardians seem like a good fit" said Thor. 

"I kinda like the venom guy. He's kinda like Hulk" said ant man. 

"How" asked Hulk. 

"Well venom is a parasite and" antman started but Eddie turned into Venom. 

"PARASITE" Venom yelled. 

"He didn't mean it" I said. 

Venom calmed down and turned back into Eddie. 

"But aren't you and the Hulk separate creatures in the same body" asked Antman. 

We continued talking it over. 

"Okay, we will take Venom, the guardians, and Deadpool but watch your language" I said. 

"But badass people swear. Not swearing is for babies" said Deadpool. 

We decided to take them to avengers tower. I decided to go check on Tony. 

"Hey, you feel any better" I asked. 

"Ya, how did the new recruits go" asked Tony sitting up. 

Deadpool burst into the room. 

"Oh come on. There is no one sexy here" said Deadpool. 

"You are suppose to be with the others" I said. 

"Ya but I got bored. I felt a presences who is my soulmate but no one is in here unless they are hiding" said Deadpool. 

"Tony this is deadpool. He tends to swear" I said a little annoyed. 

"Oh spidey where you at" asked deadpool in some lovey voice and started looking around. 

Tony looked at me. 

"Do you think" Tony started. 

"No, our child can't date him. As their father I say no" I said. 

Deadpool turned to us. 

"What" he asked. 

"Will you keep it a secret" asked Tony. 

"Ya, I'm good at keeping secrets. What is it" asked deadpool as he sat on the bed. 

I hope his suit is clean. Deadpool had his head rest in his arms. 

"Tony here is pregnant" I said. 

"Aaw, babies are so cute. Did you guys use sperm donors or something" asked Deadpool. 

"No, it's not important how. Just don't tell anyone. No one else can know" I said. 

"Okay, I'm gonna go back to the tour" said Deadpool. 

He hugged Tony's stomach. 

"Be a good boy Spidey" said Deadpool. 

He got up and left. I looked at Tony. 

"We are not letting him date our kid" I said. 

"They can decide for themself who they date. I don't really like that guy. He stole a plane from me leaving a note that says I owe you. It was two years ago and he hasn't paid me back" said Tony. 

"Well I'll talk to him about that. Just rest" I said. 

"Okay. Also I know it's earlier but I've been thinking about what to name the kid" said Tony. 

"We can look up names later. I like Peter. I always wanted a son named Peter" I said. 

"Maybe we can. I'm going to go throw up quick" said Tony. 

"Okay, do you want anything" I asked. 

"No, I don't have cravings yet" said Tony. 

He got up and headed to the bathroom. I hate how he is vomiting and I can't help it. I wish I could. I wonder what names we will pick. Also I wonder if we will have more kids. We will figure that out later. I found the others who were continuing the tour. 

"Wow, look at this room" said Deadpool. 

"You should probably stay out of there. Hulk likes his glass collection" said Black Widow. 

Deadpool picked up a glass figure and we all froze. Luckily Hulk isn't here.

DEADPOOL CAN REGENERATE RIGHT? I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE. I ONLY ADDED HIM FOR SPIDEYPOOL. BUT HE CAN'T DIE RIGHT?