LOKI POV:
I grabbed Peter and pruned the tva bitch.
"Is that all of them" asked Sylvie.
We looked around the abandon subway.
"Ya, looks like it" I said.
I turned the stick off and Sylvie walked over to us.
"I can't believe those assholes went after a baby" said Sylvie.
Peter sneezed. He's adorable.
"Ya well everyone knows those scared agents care more about a damn timeline then lives" I said.
"True" said Sylvie.
Peter started to cry in my arms. I tried to calm him down and rock him.
"It's okay Peter" I said.
"Smells more like someone needs a diaper change" said Sylvie.
She used her magic to give Peter a clean diaper and he stopped crying. I continued rocking Peter. Sylvie put a moving charge on the ground and turned it on. A moving charge moves a timeline from a sacred timeline to the multiverse where it will be safe.
"Alright, let's go" said Sylvie.
"What are we going to do with Peter here" I asked.
"No idea, his family was killed but hopefully someone will adopt him. I just don't like the idea of leaving him at a orphan house" said Sylvie.
"I can watch him. I have to help Thor in my timeline though. He says he has these goats he wants me to see" I said.
"Good luck with that. Might want to make ear muffs or something for the little guy" said Sylvie.
I wish I listened. The Guardians and Thor loved baby Peter but the goats won't stop screaming so I had to create some to calm Peter a little.
"THE CHILD STOPPED NOW MAKE THE GOATS STOP" Drax yelled.
"PETER STOPPED BECAUSE LOKI COVERED HIS EARS" Thor yelled.
"WELL CAN LOKI MAKE EAR PLUGS FOR US" Gamora yelled.
"JUST MAKE THE GOATS STOP SCREAMING" I yelled.
Nebula grabbed a gun.
"IM PUTTING THEM DOWN" she yelled.
"ME TWO" Mantis yelled.
"NO" Thor yelled running in front of the gun.
I groaned annoyed. We are never getting silence again. I used my magic and made the goats fall asleep.
"Finally" said Quill.
"What did you do Loki" asked Thor.
"They are fine. I promise, I just put the goats to sleep for a few hours" I said.
"That works" said Gamora.
"I found the remote" said Kraglin.
"Great, let's see where to go next" said Drax.
Kraglin turned on the remote and we saw hundreds of gods being murdered. I covered Peter's eyes from all the death. We decided to split up. However since I have to watch Peter the Guardians know a planet where I will be safe.
"Is Peter yours" asked Kraglin.
"No, I'm just babysitting. My friends Sylvie and Mobius are looking for a place for Peter. Until then we will take turns" I said.
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