Marvel and DC Ships Oneshots

Loki X Reader

LOKI POV:

Thor decided to drag me to earth. The Avengers are watching me because too many shield agents got scared. I smiled at the memory. I once turned into a snake and make a guy scream like a little girl.

"I'm just saying, it's not fair that reindeer games gets to keep his powers but don't get to keep my suit" said Tony.

"Stark, your suit would be a useless hunk of metal here" said Natasha.

"Plush this is about ditching all that tech for a week. It will be fun" said Steve.

A dragon flew over our head with a boy cheering as he road it.

"Ya, fun, tell that joke when Hulk shows up" said Bruce.

Last time the Avengers took a no tech camping trip was on the savage land. They ran into Justin Hammer. Now the team wants to try it again but this time a actual vacation. So we went to the Viking time zone.

Basically the Christians weren't happy that people refused to worship their God so they told the people that have to stay within a certain area but performed a spell to keep it stuck in that time period. People still age and stuff it's just technology doesn't work here.

"This will be great. You'll like it here" said Thor.

"You only like this place because they built you a statue and give you offerings" I said crossing my arms.

"I do not, it's a great place with nice people" said Thor.

"Didn't you hit the son of the chief with lightning" I said.

Thor froze as everyone looked at him.

"You did what" asked Clint.

"Oh boy" said Wanda.

"Why didn't you tell us? I would of chose a different place" said Steve.

"It was three years ago and the boy healed so he's fine. I just uh, may of forgot that humans aren't as strong. Plus I was aiming at the metal and, angry. Like Bruce when he hulks out" said Thor nervously.

We were all silent.

"Its fine, I'm no longer angry. They know that lighting is attracted to metal so it affects my ability to aim" said Thor.

"Okay, but we couldn't of picked another place? What if I need my suit for something" said Tony.

"You got the shrapnel removed so you shouldn't" said Bruce.

"If you want you can go back to shield. Those of us who can go a week without a little "cellphone" will stay. Now come on. The chief is suppose to show us where we can set up camp" said Steve in a mocking way when he talked about the cellphone.

Tony grumbled as we followed. We found the chief talking to some people when he looked over and saw us.

"Mr Rogers, glad you all could make it" said the chief.

"Hi, these are my teammates I told you about. And Loki. We have to babysit him but I promise he will stay out of trouble" said Steve.

The chief looked at me.

"Well he better" he said.

Steve went on to introduce everyone. Steve also spends some time here every few months so that is how he knows everyone.

"Everyone meet the chief Stoick, his son Hiccup, the dragon Toothless, and" Steve went on to introduce the vikings.

"Is that the son that Thor hit or is this a different son" Peitro whispered.

"Same son" I whispered.

"Oh, is that how he lost his leg" Peitro whispered.

"No, his dragon bit it off to save his life" I whispered.

Peitro was confused but stop talking. I felt a presence and looked to see someone walk up to us.

"Hey, sorry I'm late" they said.

"You're just in time. Avengers and Loki this is my other child (y/n)" said Stoick.

Y/n gave a small smile and wave. They are pretty but that's it. However I suppose I can stay and cause some mischief.

Yes it is how to train your dragon. But mixed in with Marvel. The Vikings still worship the Norse gods and goddess. The twins however like Loki the best. Let me know if you want more of this plot.