Marvel and DC Ships Oneshots

Wisdom Teeth Iron Dad/Spidey som

TONY POV:

I waited outside of Peter's school to pick him up. A few of the Avengers waited with me because they want to finally meet Spiderman. The school ended and everyone started going home. There was some people who were excited to see us. But Peter never came out here. I started to worry for him.

"Are you sure Spiderman is here" asked Bruce.

"Yes, he was probably kidnapped" I said.

"Who was kidnapped" asked a kid.

"My son Peter Parker" I said.

"He didn't actually sign the paper work" said Steve.

The kid was shocked.

"YOU KNOW PENIS PARKER" the kid yelled in shock.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM" I yelled.

"Tony calm down. I think it's illegal to kill a kid" said Thor.

"It is" said Stephen as him and Thor held me back.

"Anyway yes we know Peter. Do you know where he is" asked Pepper.

"His friends Ned and Mj said he was at the dentist" said the Bitch kid.

The kid left and Thor and Stephen let go of me.

I grabbed my phone and put my AI system on.

"Hello boss" said Friday.

"Friday find Peter. He is at the dentist" I said.

We waited for Friday to find out where Peter is.

"He is at the Stark Dentist building for a appointment. He had to get his wisdom teeth removed" said Friday.

"AND HE DIDN'T TELL ME. I WAS WORRIED SICK" I yelled.

A cat walked by and heard everything. Maybe he will give the spider child a visit.

PETER POV:

I laid on the bed. My face feels numb. I was taken to a room and given a new bed and a fuzzy blanket.

"How you feeling Peter" asked May.

I waved my hand as if shoeing the question off.

"Flash punched me again" I mumbled.

"WHAT" May yelled.

I held the ice pack to my face.

"May can I have a boyfriend" I asked.

"Who do you have in mind" asked May.

The door opened and Loki entered.

"Him, he my boyfriend. And we will have spider babies" I said.

May looked at Loki and back to me.

"It's just the drugs. Your nephew doesn't love Loki" May mumbled to herself.

"I think I should take you on a date first Peter. But for now I got you a ice cream" said Loki.

He created a bowl of ice cream and a spoon and gave it to me. I was shocked as I took the bowl.

"You had that the whole time" I asked.

"I have power Peter" said Loki.

He sat on the bed and picked up the spoon. He fed me some ice cream. It was my favorite flavor. Loki fed me the ice cream and had me lean on his chest. The door opened and the Avengers entered.

"LOKI" Tony yelled.

"Hi Mr Tony" I said.

"Brother, why are you here" asked Thor.

Stephen created a portal and Loki was gone.

"No, why did you do that" I asked.

"He's dangerous" said Stephen.

"What did you just do to my brother" asked Thor.

"Don't worry he's fine. He's just falling forever" said Stephen.

I started crying. The ice cream is gone now two.

"Peter, it's okay your safe now" said Tony.

"But Loki had the ice cream" I said.

Stephen created a bowl of ice cream.

"Here, I made a better one with hot fudge and sprinkles" said Stephen.

"Loki at least had Stark Raven Hazelnuts" I mumbled.

I took the ice cream and started eating. May sat with me to make sure I don't fall over and tried to under stand why the Avengers are here.

"I want my boyfriend back" I said.

Tony was angry while the rest was confused.

"NO, LOKI, WHY" Tony yelled.

"He's cute and my face hurts" I said.

Strange created another portal and Loki fell from the ceiling. He fell on the floor and looked at Stephen.

"I CAN'T SPEND FIVE MINUTES WITH PETER" Loki yelled.

"I only brought you back because Peter wants you here" said Stephen.

I finished the ice cream while the Avengers and Loki talked. I finished the ice cream and fell off the bed.

"Peter" said Bruce.

Tony picked me up and sat me on the bed.

"Are you okay" asked Tony.

"Ya, I just want my shoes off" I said.

"He can take them off. We will be going home soon anyway" said May.

Tony helped me take my shoes off and laid me down. The doctors later allowed me to go home.

"Peter has to change the guaze before he goes to sleep" said May.

I sat down on the couch. I'm so tired.

"Peter open your mouth" said Loki.

"Keep your filthy hands away from him. I'm the doctor here" said Stephen.

"You're a neurosurgeon" said Loki.

"Ew, there is blood on this guaze" said Thor.

"Am I bleeding" I asked.

Natasha got me new guaze while Loki and Stephen fought over who should help me. I fell asleep after a few minutes of star wars.