I explained the jokes the best I can. And some are breaking the fourth wall. I also have a headcannon were Dr Doom adopted me because he hates the Cabal so I work for him and he helps keep the Cabal away from me. I also think I misspelled Rumlow's name.
ME POV:
I was going to watch Black Widow during lunch break but was not prepared for what I witnessed. I turned the movie off and tried to continue with my day but I just want to cry. After lunch I had to go back to work. Which is mostly paperwork.
"I need those reports on Doom" said Rumlow.
"I'm working on it" I said as we entered the lab.
The Avengers were having a meeting in here since Tony is testing some new upgrades on his suit. It's funny to watch sometimes. The Guardians and some Ravagers are here as well.
"I need them now. You're the one who was adopted by doom so get off your ass and get those reports done" said Rumlow.
"IM WORKING ON IT JACKASS" I yelled with tears filling my eyes.
The room grew silent.
"IM SORRY THAT I DONT SUCK HYDRAS BALLS ALL DAY LIKE YOU BUT IM WORKING ON IT. SO WHEN THE REPORT IS DONE I WILL GET IT TO YOU" I yelled.
"DONT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME. YOU ARE LUCKY TO NOT BE WITH LOKI IN ONE OF CELLS YOU LI" Rumlow yelled.
"HEY, both of you calm down" Steve said coming in between us as I started to cry. I shouldn't of watched the movie.
"I'm calm, when I get those reports" said Rumlow.
"You will get the reports on Green Star Wars villain. But leave my lab. There are too many people in here" said Tony.
Rumlow rolled his eyes before looking at me.
"Just get the reports to me tomorrow. And stop crying. You're a adult. So grow up" said Rumlow.
He left the lab.
"Someone with autism shouldn't work here anyway" said Rumlow as he left.
"Cunt" I said under my breath which got a few snickers.
"Are you okay" asked Steve.
"Ya, I'm fine" I said.
I wiped my eyes and nose but still cried.
"You sure" asked Bruce.
I nodded.
"I just, it's just a movie" I said.
I wiped my face as Steve hugged me.
"If it will cheer you up you can stay with us and watch the man of Iron be his own test dummy" said Thor.
I snickered at the idea. Steve broke the hug but still had a arm around me.
"Alright, 3, 2, 1" said Tony.
He activated his boot jets and flew into the ceiling. Tony fell to the ground as we laughed a little. A agent entered the room and Tony stood up.
"Loki asked to see Daron" said the agent.
"Why" asked Thor.
"He said he has a message" said the agent.
"Did he say it was about" I asked.
Loki and I have met but I don't have clearance to see him.
"Ya, he said Peter has a rule with Yondu. It's uh, if you're fishing you can swear" said the agent as he grabbed a piece of paper.
The room was confused.
"Fishing" asked Yondu.
The agent unfolded the paper and went down the list.
"Along with you can't out run me bacon.
~ 1 (Infinaty War)
Rocket: how much for the gun
Bucky: it is not for sale
Rocket: how much for the arm
Rocket: oh I'll get that arm
~ 2 (Guardians of the Galaxy the animated show)
Starlord's heart underwear
~ 3 (Jurassic Park and World how it should have ended
I'm back suckers
We're free suckers
Okay I'm going to eat you now
~ 4 (tiktok I saw)
Hades: Hey
Queen: Hey
Hades: What
~ 5 (Endgame)
Peter: come and get your love
Rhodey: so he's a idiot
Nebula: Ya
~ 6 (fan art I saw)
Thor: This is a brother of mine, a tree
~ 7 (Loki season 2 episode 2)
Brad in the box
~ 8 (video I saw on Youtube)
Loki shampoo
~ 9 (tiktok a saw but don't know the original source)
POV accurate representation of our channels
~ 10 (fan art I saw)
Loki: Barton told me everything. And I mean bloody everything
~ 11 (Dylan Hollis candle salad)
It doesn't say how you're suppose to eat it so I don't know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back. Good morning
~ 12 (old movie named airplane)
The white zone is for loading and unloading
No the red zone is for loading and unloading
~ 13 (F.r.i.e.n.d.s.)
There is a ugly nude man
~ 14 (Supernatural)
Dean: Why does it always got to be me that makes the call. It's not like Cas lives in my ass. The dudes busy.
Cas: *appears*
Dean: Cas get out of my ass
~ 15 (any loki pole dancing fanart)
Loki on pole
~ 16 (Those scenes in Avengers 1 make me laugh)
Loki smiling
Loki slamming his fist on the glass
~ 17 (The Click video of r/Satan or something)
Jesus, guns, babies
~ 18 (Hercules animated)
Hades: I can't believe you are getting so worked up about some guy
Meg: this one is different
Hades: please
Meg: he would never do anything to hurt me
Hades: he's a guy
~ 19 (Yondu)
I'm Mary Poppins
~20 (Marvel Lego Maximum Overload)
And
Loki: *kicking his legs* I smell overload
Loki: it's called Normfrost and eight out of nine realms surveyed don't recommend it" said the Agent.
The room was confused as I laughed.
"I don't understand" said Thor.
"Loki said it was a inside joke and that Daron would understand" said the agent.
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