THOR POV:
"BROTHER, OPEN THIS DOOR OR I WILL" I started but paused.
I can't tell father or mother. Guess I can't use that to scare Loki.
"I WILL SHOVE MJOLNIR UP YOUR ASS" I yelled.
Something grabbed my cap. I jumped and turned around to see a robot on the wall.
"Uh, hello. I'm Thor" I said.
The robot tried to grab my clothes.
"Hey, have some manners" I said angrily shoving it's arm away.
The robot looked sad for a second and then held out another arm.
"Hold very still please" said the robot.
The robot disintegrated my clothes and I was now naked except the collar. I was shocked.
"No, hold on a minute" I said.
The floor opened and I fell threw the ground. I landed in a new room and was now wearing some clothes. TVA. Lovely, I looked around and saw a man sitting at a desk.
"You, where am I" I asked.
A sheet was printed and the man added it to the pile of papers on his desk.
"Please sign this to confirm that this is everything you ever said" said the man.
"And you think that you know everything I've ever said" I said angrily.
Another sheet was printed.
"You act a lot like your brother, but sign this two" said the man as he added it to the pile.
I stood there for a minute.
"I am Thor son of Odin and I must get back to Earth" I said.
Another sheet was printed. The signed annoyed and put it on the pile.
"Listen here Thor, we had a boy named Daron who wouldn't shut the fuck up and tried to find the end of the papers. Sadly for me there was no end so I can keep adding to this pile" said the man annoyed.
"If I sign that pile of papers can I go back to earth" I asked.
"Yes, please" said the man.
I signed and grabbed the pen. I signed the paper on the top and put the pen down. The floor opened again and I fell. I yelped and landed in a new room.
"What the hell is this" I said quietly.
"Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born a organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul" said the man.
"I am, we're you hoping for a robot because I have a friend who is a robot" I said.
"No, just wanted to make sure that the machine wouldn't burn you from the inside out" said the man.
I was shocked.
"The machine what" I asked.
"Please move along" said the man.
I slowly and nervously stepped in. There was a bright light and I closed my eyes. The light turned off and I opened my eyes. A card was printed.
"Did it take me picture" I asked.
"No, it's your temperal aura" said the man.
He took the card.
"Please threw the door" said the man.
I walked threw the door and saw another room. There was ropes used to guide a crowd.
"Take a ticket" said the guard.
"Who are you" I asked.
"Just take a ticket" said a guard.
I rolled my eyes and took a ticket. I walked up to the gate. I hopped over the bars and stood up. The guard just rolled his eyes.
"Your gates aren't that effective" I said.
I walked threw the rope path to the desk.
"Hello one ticket back to Earth" I said placing the ticket on the desk.
The women at the desk gave me a confused look.
"Ya that isn't how this works" said the women as she took the ticket.
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