Marvel and DC Ships Oneshots

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ME (or you) POV:

"So you were kidnapped after leaving Olympus" said O.B.

"Basically, it was a lot" I said.

"How did we forget about the curse" asked Loki.

"Well at least we learned" I said.

The three of us were having lunch in the repair room. I like helping O.B. down here. A can went threw the pipes and fell in the box.

"I got it" said Loki.

He hopped off the counter and went over to the box and got the can.

"I thought the cans are orange" I said confused.

The can that Loki was holding had blue lids instead of orange.

"Oh they do down here. But the mail rooms get blue. Sometimes my mail is just sent straight here" said O.B.

"Oh" I said.

Loki opened the can and pulled out some papers. He unrolled them and looked at them before chuckling.

"What is it" I asked.

Loki turned to me and held up the papers.

"I believe this is yours" said Loki.

He walked over and gave me the papers. I put my food down on the counter and took the papers. It's some kind of paper work.

Greek, Stark, Ripoff,

It continued to list some other me variants. I don't think I'm in trouble. Well, any more then I already am for being a ghost.

General Hades has decided to hire you as one of his minute men.

I was shocked as I read the papers.

"WHAT, WHY" I yelled.

"What is it" asked O.B.

"I got hired as a minute men" I said.

"That's great" said O.B.

"But why would Hades hire me" I asked.

"Maybe he thinks you are a good minute men" said O.B.

"I guess but not many people want to hire a ghost" I said.

"Well I'm sure the Greek God of death doesn't mind working with ghost" said Loki.

I looked at Loki.

"I was cursed to never exist, D.S. deleted their file and is a ghost, Outcast punch Brad in the face after he screamed at a greenlick me, and I have autism, scoliosis, and anger issues" I said.

"That doesn't change anything. Plus you still have to sign the paperwork to make it official" said Loki.

I looked at the paperwork and thought about it.

"I'll be right back" I said as I started leaving.

"Where are you going" asked Loki.

I stopped walking and turned to face Loki.

"I'm going to find Hades and talk to him yo see if this is legit or a scame" I said.

"Well then I'm coming with you" said Loki.

"Okay" I said.

We left the room and went to go find Hades.

"By the way, how come you don't work for me" asked Loki.

"You really want to hire a ghost? There is a lot I can't do" I said.

"True but we are friends and I wont fire you" said Loki.

"Yes but if I work for you then as a ghost all legal custody in the tva goes to you since I'm a ghost unless we are married. Then it's more regular marriage rather then adoption" I said.

"Oh, I see your point" said Loki.

We made it to a flower shop where we finally found Hades with the two furries. Pain and panic. I dont know what they are so I just call them furries.

"They are all the same" said Panic.

"They are not the same. I won't the best flowers for my wife" said Hades.

"Hes married" asked Loki.

"To Persphone, compared to his brothers he's the best at being a husband" I said.

We walked up to the three of them and they turned to face us.

"Hi, this showed up in the mail" I said with horrible eye contact.

Autism and years of religious trauma from Christians is making this a bit scary.

I do have autism and religious trauma from the whole fear hell and the devil. Worship me or burn for all eternity kind of stuff. So I decided to add the Hercules movie to the multiverse and made some changes. So I also work for Hades but you can do you instead if you wish.