Jake: I googled ‘how to fight a goose’ and now my FBI agent thinks I have beef with waterbirds.
Riki: Do you?
Jake: That’s between me and the Canada Goose Mafia.
-♡-
Sunghoon: Jay, if I was a worm, would you still love me?
Jay: Sunghoon, it's 6am.
Sunghoon: [grabbing his collar] ANSWER. THE. QUESTION.
-♡-
Jake: I’d sell my soul for a cinnamon roll right now.
Heeseung: You already sold your soul when you agreed to live with us.
Jake: …True. Do you think Satan does Uber Eats?
-♡-
Sunghoon: [glaring]
Jay: What?
Sunghoon: You're wearing cologne today. Who are you trying to impress? The air? Huh? You wanna kiss the oxygen molecules now??
-♡-
Jungwon: Why do I always end up babysitting you guys?
Sunoo: Because you look like a responsible rabbit who pays taxes.
Jake: [nodding] Yeah, you’re like the dad friend but you’re 2 minutes older than Riki.”
-♡-
Jake: I saw you eating cereal with orange juice. What the hell?
Riki: We ran out of milk and I refused to be defeated.
-♡-
Jay: Why did you change the Netflix profile names?
Sunghoon: Because I was bored. You're ‘Tragic Father’, Jake is ‘Certified Clown’, I’m ‘Main Character’. Sunoo is just... ‘Mint Choco’.
-♡-
Author's Note: Since nobody's interested in reading this book as much as before, I'm going to start a new Enhypen incorrect quote book on my 2nd account JaneNextDoor .
I really need some motivation and productivity to continue my other ongoing books. And I need to move on from a friend who left me... like seriously, I need to move on from her. It's suffocating me and I feel empty.
I'll occasionally write this book to finish it. I want to finish it this year.
YOU ARE READING
Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
