You're Useless [Kenny McCormick x Reader]

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Kyle's pov:

All of the guys slept at my house last night, and as soon as I woke up I noticed Stan and Cartman were already playing video games again.

"What the fuck guys, did you even sleep last night?"

The only form of acknowledgement I earned was a shake of Stan's head. I sighed and turned over to look at Kenny, who was staring at me with pure nervousness. "What's up, Ken?" I found myself asking.

He hesitated for a moment before telling me what was on his mind. "Can I get (y/n)'s number?" I stared at him, and as I replied the hope in his eyes slowly died.

"What? Fuck no! You're just going to try to have sex with her!"

Kenny looked defeated for a moment, but recollected himself quickly. "I don't have to try. I know she's already infatuated with me." I simply scoffed and turned away, preparing to get dressed for the day. As I pulled my shirt off, a knock sounded on the door.

"Can you get that, Kyle?" My dad yelled from his room. I quickly grabbed a shirt from my closet and rushed down stairs. Opening the door, I saw an extremely familiar face. She blushed slightly at my exposed figure but she ran straight into my arms.

"Kyle, I've missed you so much! It's my dad's week now and he let me come over," she said, sounding completely out of breath.

"I've missed you, too, (y/n)," I smiled and wrapped my arms around her. I was so happy to just be able to hold her. I tilted my head down towards her and smelled her perfume; (your favorite scent). "Are you staying the night?" I asked her, hoping that she was. She looked up at me with a huge grin. She nodded, pressing her face back into my chest and squeezed me tighter.

"Are you sure you two aren't dating?" An annoying voice sounded from behind us. I let go of (y/n) and turned around quickly to face Cartman.

I pushed him, infuriated, "Shut the fuck up, you fat-ass! We're not together!"

"You looked like you were about to make out with her, you stupid fucking Jew!"

"You're such a dick!"

Cartman spewed some more profanities at me, I noticed that (y/n) was gone. "Yeah, whatever," I said as I began walking up the stairs. I didn't want (y/n) to be alone with Kenny up there. He wouldn't do anything bad, but I don't want her to feel uncomfortable. Cartman was yelling at me to come back but that only made me more determined to get back up to my room. When I finally walked in, (y/n) was just sitting on my bed while Kenny and Stan were playing video games and swearing at each other. She smiled at me, happy that I was back. I sat next to her and grabbed her hand.

"Hey, (y/n)? The guys and I were invited to a party that's taking place tomorrow. It's at Stan's girlfriend's place. I know you don't really know anyone, but I'll be there and I'd love to have you go with me," I asked, nervously. I knew she'd likely reject my request. I squeezed her hand as she looked at me, her gaze thoughtful. She's beautiful.

"Yeah, sure!" Her eyes gleamed with excitement as she answered, "let me just ask my dad real quick; he shouldn't mind!" She grabbed her phone and began typing quickly, her beautiful smile present on her face. A couple moments passed before she wrapped her arms around me. "He confirmed! I can go!"

I hugged her back but paused, "did you bring any clothes? I can let you borrow some if you didn't."

She gasped and let her jaw drop, "I left my bag outside on the porch!"

"I'll go grab it," I offered, and left the room with a smile.

As I made my way downstairs, watching Cartman raid my fridge, my dad came up to me. "Hey, who was at the door?"

"Oh! (Y/n), she's spending the night if that's okay."

"Mhm," was all he responded with as he went to sit down on the couch with his news paper. I sighed and walked back over to the door and grabbed the blue bag covered in pins and stickers on the other side of it.

(a/n: blue is the complementary color to orange so most of your stuff is going to be blue, i hope that's alright.)

I ran back upstairs to where (y/n) was awaiting me. We sat back down together and she laid her head in my lap.

A few hours later, at about 5pm, Kenny, Stan, and Cartman all left for their own homes. They all had only brought enough for one night, so tonight would be just (y/n) and I. "Kids, dinner!" My mom yelled. We both raced down, the food smelled absolutely delicious. To be honest, I don't really know what the food was. It seemed like some sort of soup, but whatever it was, it was so fucking good. (Y/n) sat next to me at the dinner table while Ike sat on my other side, with my parents across from us. My mom and dad talked to (Y/n) for a while until we all finished. "You kids have fun! I love you both!" My mom yelled to us as we headed up stairs.

"I love you, too, mom!"

"Wow," (Y/n) chuckled, "I'm so fucking full and tired."

"That's okay! We can go to bed if you want," I said, grabbing a pair of pajama pants out of my drawer and headed to the restroom in order to give (Y/n) some space to herself. I slid of the shirt I put on this morning as well as my pants. I then clothed myself with the flannel pattered pair of pj pants i grabbed. I walked back towards my room, dirty clothes in hand, and knocked.

"Come in!" A sweet voice replied. I walked in and threw my clothes in my hamper, looking at (y/n) in her blue flannel pajamas. She giggle, "Oh I didn't realize we were matching!" I smiled at that fact and at her pretty face. We climbed into my bed as we've done countless times before and tried to sleep. I felt butterflies form in my stomach as her arm brushed up against mine. She turned onto her side and grabbed my hand, guiding it over her waist. I held my breath as I slowly inches closer to her body. Eventually, we were pressed up against each other. She was so warm and smelled so good. Embarrassed, I buried my face in her hair and tried my absolute best to fall asleep.

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this is still a kenny x reader i swear, it's just kind of a slow burn! i wish this story could write itself, this is a lot of work lol. also next chapter will be much longer!!