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*Henry wearing a new top*

Sammy: oh hey Hen, Nice top!

Henry: thanks sam-

* Standing behind Henry Norman*: I have a name you know...

* Everyone in hearing range dying with laughter while Henry pouts*
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Sammy: it's kinda muggy today.. * drinks coffee from a bowl*

*Norman looks outside to see all the mugs floating in ink*: it really is.....

*Norman drinks coffee from a bigger bowl*
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Boris: who are you...?

Alice: oh sweetheart...I'm your worst nightmare~

Boris: wait.....your that lady that tripped over my cans in the studio earlier and said "thank you"!!!
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Joey: I need a human skull but you can't ask why

Henry: only if you don't ask why. * Pulls out five human skulls*

Joey: ...

Henry: .....

Joey: ........

Henry:.........

Joey: ...this one will do..

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*Henry doing something that makes him a danger to himself and others*

Y/n: arnt you gonna stop him..?

*Norman takes a long sip of coffee*:

Norman: bold of you to  assume I could....
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Y/n: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off of the should of Innocents. I strike fea-

Alice: you sleep with a Boris plushie.

Y/n: ......... He is my second in command in my army or darkness.

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Henry: I'm having problems with a guy

Sammy: like his body won't fit in the bag problem or you like him problem?

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*Norman doing something dangerous*

Sammy: NORMAN NO

Norman: NORMAN YES

Sammy: NORMAN NO

Norman: NORMAN YES

Sammy: NORMAN NO

Norman: NORMAN YES

Henry: norman yes

Norman: NORMAN YE-
Norman: oh..
Norman: ohh I like this one
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Bendy: middle fingers up if you dont give a-

*Bendy looks around the room making sure he's alone*

*Bendy whispers*: -frick

*Henry and Boris burst in making police noises*
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Henry: I have something to tell you

Norman: what is it?

Henry: I'm pregnant

Norman: BITCH WHO TF?! IM BOUTA KILL A MOTHER FUCKER

* Norman was screaming for a whole hour before he realized Henry is a guy  and now everyone is dying from laughing*

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A/n
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Hope y'all enjoyed
342 words~

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