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Back when Garry denied the fact that he's bald.

Garry: ...so you could imagine that type of struggle.
Seb: Yeah, you being bald and all that.
Garry: I'm not bald! I have a tall face.
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Garry is finishing some wonton noodle soup for some of the group, and puts a ton of salt in every plate but his, before dishing the pasta out. Seb takes a taste of his.

Seb: This needs more salt.
Garry: What?! Gimme that!

Garry tastes one noodle, and his head shrivels and flattens. Nab, Scott, Genesis, and Ruby all look at Seb, confused, while Cherry has a concerned/alarmed expression.

Seb: Guys, he gave me seawater instead of regular. That was nothing.
Garry (In obvious pain): I deSPiSe yOu.
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Psy: I worry about you sometimes, Cherry.
Cherry: How come?
Psy: You took Winter's advice about trying to serve pancakes with hot peppers.
Cherry: In my defense, Winter suggested I try to spice it up with my cooking.
Winter: I didn't mean that literally!
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PC walks past Seb, and notices him playing Minecraft.

PC: What's this?
Seb: Well, it's called Minecraft. It's a fun game, you should try it.
PC: Not convinced, twerp.
Seb: Watch This.

Seb types /spawn-bees x9999999, and out of nowhere, 9,999,999 bees spawn around PC.

PC: WHAT THE HELL, SEB!?

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