PC, tiredly: Alright, you little sh-ts. We're doing a spin on Deal or No Deal. So first-
Seb: Question!
PC: What.
Seb: Ray of Purification!
The yellow laser narrowly misses PC.
PC: A shame how we learn these things, huh?
Meanwhile, the PC Doll and Seb Plushy are holding a mirror, which reflects the Ray of Purification, right into PC's back.
PC: GOD DAM- AGGGHHH!
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Ruby: So, PC's spin for the game is, of course, lethal. You all take the briefcase, and open it. You can get nothing, something you're not fond of, or something that kills you. However, at some point, PC will offer a different briefcase, which can save you, or end you. To make it fair, PC and I don't know what any of the cases hold.
Aria: Seems fair. And I'm guessing we're not allowed to trade cases?
PC: Of course not. Then again, you should be able to know how to pick em. Especially since you're dating shortstack.
Aria: Why you-
Seb paralyzes and teleports PC over so Aria can slap the hell outta them for that insult.
PC: AAAGGHH! Ow! Hey! Jeez-! OW!
———
Later...
PC: Alright, so now that you got your cases, just open em.
Psy: Huh...
Psy finds an audio recording of PCD's insults. Seb's case holds nothing. Aria's has PC's horn in it. And Jamie receives a boxing glove to the face.
Seb: Phew...
Aria: Well, it isn't gonna explode.
Psy simply burns the recording and portals to PC to punch them in the gut.
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Ruby: Round 2!
Seb picks up one case, holding a soup bowl with a bit of salt.
Seb: Huh. Not bad.
Seb starts adding the salt, only for it to blow up in his face.
Seb: Ow!
PC bursts out laughing at this.
Ruby: I have to admit that making the death case be targeted towards Seb is smart.
PC: It was the damn doll's idea.
Seb shakes the soot off his face.
Seb: Thank god those explosions don't kill me.
Aria hugs Seb closely.
Aria: You alright?
Seb: I'll live, don't worry!
—-
PC: So, we're offering this one to the Demon Runt?
PCD: Yep! And you know you have no say in this pick.
PC: Fine.
PC teleports to the main area to do the Deal.
PC: Alright, so you want this case in exchange for that one...?
Psy's just looking up at something.
PC: What are you- WHAT DID THE SHORTSTACK DO?!
Ruby: Pffff-
Seb had used Rewrite to duplicate PC's mansion and stacked the copies on top.
Seb: Can we play Deal or No Deal on one of these?
PC: F-CK NOO!!!
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2 rounds later...
PC: One more Bomb Case, runts- Wait, where's Shortstack?
Ruby: Babe? You might wanna see this.
The two turn around, and see a massive graffiti spray-painting depicting Seb and Nab tossing mics at PC, nailing the hits. And the duo themselves are laughing in the halls.
Nab: We're so guilty here! (Snickers)
Seb: Let's book it before that Parasite runs over here to tentacle us to death!
PC: Why you little-!
Nab uses Art to Life to teleport herself and Seb away.
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