PC Doll: Dom or Sub?
Seb: I don't like Dominoes Pizza, so I gotta go with Subway.
Psy: That's not what it meant.
Seb: Wait...
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Cherry: I like singing!
Scott: I like dancing.
Garry: I like trains.
Garry gets hit by a train.
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PC: I can't believe I let you convince me to try ice cream...
John: I'm sure you'll enjoy Ice Cream as much as I do! Especially when you try the best flavors. Chocolate, Raspberry, Vanilla-
PC Doll: Maybe even a Ruby Flavor.
PC, now flustered: Shut it.
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Craftware comes out of a website, humming to himself.
Craftware: It is good day to be not dead!
Fatal Error Impales him.
Fatal Error: Pow! You are dead! Hahahahaha
Craftware: I am dead!
Browselogger teleports in.
Browselogger: The Craftware is dead! Why is the Craftware dead?!
Fatal Error: I do not know.
Browselogger's body suddenly compresses, twists, and ravels itself up, turning into Jokeware.
Jokeware; Hey, what's up? Why's Craftware sleeping?
Fatal Error: He is dead.
Jokeware: Dang.
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Lilli: Garry, you're not going on the trip to Scotland. Gen's getting the last ticket. You... You're too narcissistic to not ruin everything.
Garry; But this is essentially MY FESTIVAL, DETECTIVE DEFECTIVE!
Gen: Just stop trying to pry, Baldi McNoNoseHair.
Garry: Lemme take out my list of terms I made to help everyone out.
Seb: Not that list...
Garry: Yes, the list.
An hour later...
Garry: ...And look here, I abandoned my goal to master Throat Singing!
Aria: I know I probably shouldn't ask, but what is that?
Garry:
Seb: Im happy he abandoned that. It was getting annoying. And paying for larynx treatment was agitating me.
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Nab: We're Gonna prank so many people!
John: Yeah!
Seb: Have lotsa laughs.
John: Yeah!
Nab and Seb: And possibly get chased by the cops.
John: Yeah...
———
Coral is hugging the PC Doll, sleeping.
PC: Im honestly glad that worked. You can't bug me anymore!
PC Doll: Shaddup!
Seb Plushy: They may not be able to, but I can.
The Seb Plushy uses his Ray of Purification on PC constantly.
PC: AAAAAAAHGGHHHHHH!
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