(Seb is sipping some tea in a pretty nice mug when Mari walks into the dining room)
Mari: Hey, Seb, have you seen Baggy's food?
Seb: What?
Mari: I put it in a paper bag labeled "Baggy's, do not touch".
Baggy: Pew.
Seb: Probably fell in the hole.
Mari: What ar-
(Mari looks down, seeing a very large hole next to the fridge. And you can't see the bottom.)
Mari: What the f-ck??!! Why is that THERE?!
Seb: I dunno. It was there when I came in this morning.
Mari: Please tell me you have a way to handle it.
Seb: I tried using Rewrite.
(Mari gestured at the floor, her mask indicating exasperation)
Seb: My notepad fell in the hole.
Mari, rubbing her mask: Seb... Does anyone else know about it?
Seb: Oh, yeah, I told Garry.
Mari: Did he call the police about it?
Seb: No, he went to check it out.
(The two stare at the hole)
Seb: Yeah, he's in the hole.
Mari: What about Aria?
(Seb seems oddly silent when Aria gets mentioned)
Mari: Seb, where is your girlfriend?
Seb: She's at home.
Mari: Is she in the hole?
Seb: No, I haven't told her. Didn't want her to fall in.
Mari: Can't fault you there. But back to the main point... How deep is this? Does it, like, go to the mantle? Is it a gateway to a new world!? What is this hole-
(A roaring noise is heard from within the hole)
Mari: What. The hell. Was that?
Seb: Huh. I guess it goes to PC's cellar of abominations.
Mari: Seb, the abominations are amalgamated humans. That sounded more like some sort of demon! And I would know!
Seb: Keep your mask on.
(Seb rolls his eyes)
Mari: How the F-CK are you so damn CALM ABOUT THIS!?
Seb: I'm more worried about Selina's relatives.
Mari: What about them?
(A massive, built as hell, red, horned demon burst through the wall with an electric guitar)
Demon: Let's ROOOOOOCK!
Seb: There's one.
(The demon falls into the hole. And Mari's mask shows shock)
Seb: Huh.
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Yes, this is more of a Joke Take on "The Hole".
I saw it a few times and this came into my head.
Mari is owned by Aesthethic_Cherry
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