Gameshow Host Garry

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Seb, Scott, Garry, and Genesis enter a room, Minecraft styled, Garry wearing trimmed and dyed leather pants, boots, and a leather tunic.

Gen: Remind me why we're here.
Garry: Welcome... to my Minigame... Push. Your. Luck!
Seb: You're a gameshow host now? What's next?
Garry: Who knows? Anyways, pick an area, and I'll elaborate further.
Seb: I gave this area Minecraft physics for this?

Scott picked red, Seb went with orange, Garry went with green, and Gen went with blue.

Garry: Now, put a good item up in the top frame, and think of a bad item for everyone else. You can choose a different bad item for a different person.
Seb: Question!
Garry: What? What's your question?

Garry gets hit with a yellow laser from Seb's hand.

Seb: Ray of Purification!
Garry: Agh-!

Garry hears obnoxious Kazoo music in his head.

Garry: Why is that so loud?! Why is this playing in my brain?!
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Garry: All right, everyone picked their good item, right?
Seb: And a bad item. We know the drill.

Seb places a piece of Infinity Armor in one of Scott's slots, while Scott puts Death's Armor in one of Seb's.

Garry: You two... are the most annoying people I've ever met... YOU CAN'T GIVE EACH OTHER GOOD ARMOR!

Gen places a wooden sword in Garry's slot.

Garry: At least you didn't do something like a glass sword.

Seb puts a glass sword in Garry's slot, and Scott finishes it with a stick.

Garry: This is... I can't even- Ugh...
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Garry sets down a dropper with a glass block, complete with a button in the middle of the field.

Garry: We'll take turns pressing our button. Like so.

Garry presses his button, and his good item, a Master Wand, comes out.

Garry: Simple as that.
Seb: Alright, then.

Seb hits his button, and a Slime Helmet comes out.

Seb: Why would anyone put Garry here?
Gen: Pffff-
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Seb and Scott finish putting a wall of red clay, complete with a door, to close the latter's section off.

Garry: What? Dude, it's your turn!
Gen: We gotta knock on his door, Garry.

Gen knocks the door, prompting Scott to head out, press the button, take an Infinity Helmet, and go back in.
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After everyone got their items...

Gen: Alright, I think I'm all set.

Genesis had Bedrock Armor. Seb comes out, wearing Death's armor, complete with a skull mask.

Seb: I am Death, and I shall kill you all with my Ray of Purification!

Seb hits Garry with a Ray of Purification.

Garry: Agh!

Garry attempted to hit Seb with a spell, having obtained his wizard getup, only to miss, and hit Scott, who was unaffected, using Infinity Armor.

Garry: We haven't even started yet, and the chaos began.
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In Round 1, the contestants have to survive a lava flow. Once the lava arrives, Seb uses the Death Armor to fly above it, Genesis uses their levitation ability to float above it, Scott is unaffected, wearing Infinity Armor, and Garry uses a Font of Vitality, Healing Aura, and Diamond Flesh to withstand it.

Garry: At least I have multiple wands.
Scott: Y'know, you're lucky you got your good items, because if you didn't, you would've been toast.
Gen: Literally!
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Round Two: Parkour

While Seb simply flies over the course via Death's flight, the others have to be on their toes for the obstacles and jumps.

Garry: Ham... ham... ham...
Gen: Did you break your hamstring or something?
Garry: Ham sandwich...
Scott: Nope, he didn't.
Garry: ... With a side of curly fries...
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Round Three: Free-For-All

Garry: I declare... the final round... a Free for all!

Garry gets knocked down by Seb, eliminating him.

Seb: Come on, don't tell me you weren't expecting that.

Gen gets knocked down by Scott via Sword of the Cosmos, and when Seb attempts to use Death's Scythe, it fails due to Scott's armor. And as a result, Seb gets knocked out, leaving Scott to win.

Seb: Ow...
Scott: Sooo... What do I win?

Garry gets up.

Garry: You win... a punch to the face!

Garry attempts to punch Scott, only to get repelled by the Infinity Armor, and knocked out again.

Scott: And that's what you get for forcing us into this for nothing.

Scott leaves, alongside Gen, with Seb chasing once he gets up.

Garry, now dazed: My train went swimmin' in the pianoooo...

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