Garry, to Akari: I've always wondered, why's everyone need such large hairbrushes? I mean, the Bathroom Closet's full because those things take up an entire damn shelf.
Akari: Why are you complaining? You don't even have any hair. And you aren't one to talk. You literally bought 6 tons of mirrors.
Garry: I gotta see myself at least a dozen damn times a day, Alblondo!
At the Hospital, an hour later...
Seb: How the [Beep!] do you have this many shards of glass in your face?!
Garry, distraught: Mirror Accident.
Seb: Again?!
———
Nab, to Selina: So, Seb and I decided to try teaching Beano a few tricks.
Selina: Which ones?
Nab: So far, he's mastered Hoop Jumping, but... there's a bit of an issue.
Selina: What would that be?
Seb, with a hole in his hoodie: He makes his own hoops.
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Nab walks over to a poster of Koronova, and puts a Wanted Sign of a Garry over it. She then runs off, as the very man she just put a poster of arrives.
Garry: "If seen, subdue on sight". I hate when these fake signs appear...
He walks past a mirror, only to get knocked silly by his own reflection.
Garry: Et tu, Me?
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Aria: (Eating a hot dog)
The PC Doll walks over, smirking.
PCD: You imagining that's Seb's-?
Aria punches the doll away, before continuing to eat.
Aria: Not today.
——
Seb throws a dodgeball at Garry's head.
Garry: Not the face!
The ball skids to a halt, and drops.
Seb: Garry, that's not your catchphrase.
Garry: D'oh!
——
Seb: So, imagine you had a box full of everything you lost when you were younger, what would it have?
Garry: My hair. It'd be nice to shut you all up about me bein' bald an' all that.
Akari: My old 3DS. I had this one playthrough of Superstar Saga I was itching to finish when I was 11.
Selina: The soul of my old tailor. I'd love to crush it in my hands again, or throw it in the fire, or kick it out the window...
The others stare at Selina in confusion and shock.
Selina: What? He'd deserve it.
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Seb, Garry, Selina, and Akari are watching Eddsworld.
Seb: Y'know, I honestly vibe with Edd the most.
Garry: So do I.
Akari: You're more like the current version of Matt.
Garry: I am not!
Selina: I could see Akari as Tom.
Akari: Fair. Only a little, though. I'm just a mild pessimist at best. He literally committed Terrorist Crimes just because he hates Christmas.
Seb: Whenever Selina's horns come out, I think of Tord.
Selina: I'm not even close to him.
Garry: Yer kinda stuck. I'm Edd-
Akari: Seb's Edd. You're Modern Matt.
Garry: Take that back, ya Tom Wannabe!
Selina: For the record, I'm nothing like Tord!
The four proceed to bicker.
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