Garry meets Inkling Seb
A portal opens up, and Garry falls out, thankfully not landing on his knees.
Garry: It worked! It worked. That guy's time machine really work-
Garry gets knocked out by a barrage of orange ink, and the camera pans in on Inkling Seb, who just shot him down.
Inkling Seb: I'm no stegosaurs, but I am a true sharpshooter.
Garry: Not even 30 seconds, and I wanna leave.
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Escape Rooms AU
PC: ...And that's all there is to this one. So, anyways. Any questions?
Seb raises his hands.
Seb: Question!
PC: What?
Seb momentarily blinds everyone, and fires the yellow laser.
Seb: Ray of Purification!
PC: The F***?! Agh!
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The gang playing Insane Craft (Mod of Minecraft)
Garry: I've probably got some of the strongest armor on the server now, guys! Behold!
Garry equips Iron Man Armor.
John: Neat. But can it handle...
John searches through his inventory.
John: This?!
John takes out a blade with a space pattern on it, and hits Garry with it, ending him.
Garryisbest was sliced to ribbons by Sword of the Cosmos
John gave Garryisbest what he deserves. (Weak knee'd idiot)
Garry: YOU HAVE THE SWORD OF THE COSMOS?!
Seb: Also, Iron Man armor is like Leather Armor compared to what I've got.
Garry returns to where everyone was to see what Seb's talking about. When he arrives, Seb is wearing black armor with space-patterned sleeves, and glowing orange eyes. Infinity Armor, which makes him unkillable.
Garry: You got Infinity Armor. How did you get a full set of infinity armor?
Seb: That's not all.
Seb takes out an enchanted Iron Sword, and taps Garry's knee with it once. Garry is suddenly sent flying.
Garry: WWHHHAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!
Garryisbest was suffocated in Space by Seb
Nab: Seb. Did you enchant that with Knockback?
Seb: Yep! Knockback 2550!
John: The devs actually made Knockback that high?!
Seb: You need to use a secret method to get it.
Garry: Why is that a thing?
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