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PC's First Date

We cut to PC, in the camera room, downing a bottle of liquor.

PC: That was an exhausting one...
Parasite: How the hell... did you... manage to miss that kid?
PC: Well, excuuuse him for being short and agile. It's IMPOSSIBLE to hit him. Plus, you berating me half the time didn't help.

Ruby enters, while the Parasite sighs, and silences itself.

Ruby: PC, dear? You okay?
PC: Yeah, just tired... I've had a rough day with the minigame.
Ruby: No one died?
PC: Sand did. And Seb gave me some trouble.
Ruby: What did he do this time?
PC: I tried using an Ambusher on him, but he kept dancing circles around it, and when I tried going against him directly, I ended up in Uganda.
Ruby: How did he-
PC: He hit me with a loaf of toast, and it sent me flying. I teleported back to avoid missing anything.
PC Doll: That's rough, buddy. And he's still alive and vibin'!

The next day, Jamie went over to PC, curious about something he'd thought of.

Jamie: Hey, PC. I had a question.
PC: Sure. What is it?
Jamie: Would you ever consider going on a date with Ruby after this whole thing ends?
PC: ...I've actually never put much thought into it.
Jamie: Well, now you're going on one.
PC: Wait, what?
Psy: We're acting as wing-people. We've got your back.
PC: Clearly, neither of you two little ****s know how hard it'd be for me to PLAN one, much less go on one.

Seb enters the room, alongside Psy, who was holding a microphone connected to the speakers in PC's room.

Seb: We know, so we planned it.
Psy: Yep. Follow us.

Estella leads PC and Ruby, now dressed rather formally, to what looks like a cruise ship inside a massive fake bottle.

Momo: Ship in a bottle? Really?
Estella: It was convenient.
Char: That's fair. But why is it a Ship in a Bottle?
Estella: Beats me.

Meanwhile, Seb is writing something in a notepad, and a massive wine bottle forms, trapping PC and Ruby inside.

Cherry: Seriously? What's the point in that?
Psy: "Ship in a Bottle". I actually get it! Hah!
PC: I hate Seb so much right now...
Ruby: PC, be nice to him. He's defended you before!

The wine bottle vanishes, letting the pair enter.

Reservation Checker: Welcome to Mr. Vercinni's. Do you have a reservation, or would you like to request a table?
Ruby: They have one under PC? (Points to PC)
Checker: Let me check. Yep. You've got the High Booth. Let me show you where.
PC (Mutters to Ruby): I didn't set this up.
Ruby (Mutters back): I think Seb's helping there. He probably made the entire restaurant itself for all I know.

Another staff member sends them to an elevator, leading them to what looks like a massive balcony, with an individual booth.

PC: Is that our seat?
Staff Member: Yep! Best seat in the house! Now, if you have an order, I'll take it!
Ruby: Not yet. You can come back, though! ^^
Staff: No prob-

Another staff member taps him on the shoulder.

Staff 2: Hey, uhh, we need you covering someone else. We're a bit understaffed.
Staff 1: Ah, okay. I'll send someone else to handle them.

The Staff Members leave, and Genesis glitches in.

PC: You're the one who's serving us?
Genesis: Yep!
PC: Well, at least it's not the Demon Scum, Short Annoyance, or Baldi McNoNosehair...
Genesis: Anyways, I'm serving you here. Any starters?
PC: Do you have... Soups?
Ruby: Maybe a small Salad to start me off.

Genesis notes them down, and glitches out.

Ruby: Soo, PC. I remember you telling me a lot about your... contestants. Was there anything else you found... funny? Interesting?
PC: Well... There was when I first met the PC Doll.

One backstory later...

PC: And that's how I met the Doll.
Ruby: Wow. Should've guessed Seb made it.
PC: Yeah, right?

Genesis reappears, with a soup and salad.

Genesis: And there you go!

Genesis places the food down, and glitches out. Right afterwards, Garry, dressed similarly to a Barbie doll, walks in.

Garry (Singing): 🎵I'm a Barbie Girl! In a...
PC: Aaarrghh! This is worse than Seb's Ray of Purification!
Ruby: This guy sounds like a high-pitched chicken!

Genesis, seeing this, heads over to Seb and lets him know.

Genesis: Is Garry supposed to be up there, singing that Barbie song?

Seb looks up at what's going on, and a withering scowl forms on his face.

Seb: God...

Seb suddenly lets put a small series of electro-sounding beeps. His way of cursing at someone.

Seb: I'll handle this.

Garry (Singing): Living my life in the-

Seb walks in, kicks Garry in the knees, and hits him with the Toast of Doom, sending him flying.

Seb: Idiot. ¡Quizás ahora se lo pensará dos veces antes de hacer algo estúpido como eso otra vez!

The Beanie wearing shortie leaves.

Ruby: Okay... at least that's over.

After paying the check, PC and Ruby enter the Camera room, both enjoying the experience, while Seb and Aria are outside, sharing a smoothie.

Seb: Mission accomplished.
Aria: Yep. At least they got a well deserved break.

The pair high five, as PC eventually falls asleep.