Seb: Huh. A pair of art requests, some incorrect quotes, and a few meme reactions. Off to a solid start.
Garry: Well, we've heard the requests, now get to the art!A few hours later...
Seb: And now, for something completely different. PTTS Incorrect Quotes!(A/N: Some will be from the Legacy Era)
Player: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Girlfriend: You need to stop.
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MrCheese: *Screams*
Veteran: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Gentleman: Should we do something?
Saki: Nah, I want to see who wins.
Gentleman: That'll be MrCheese.
Saki: Definitely Fateran.
Gentleman: No, it'll be MrCheese.
Saki: Your boyfriend ain't the loudest dude.A few minutes later...
All four scream as loudly as possible to assert dominance.Player: Who are you rooting for?
Girlfriend/Miss Mearest: I have no idea...
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Veteran: Mearest, keep an eye on Player today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Girlfriend/Miss Mearest: Sure, I'd love to see Player get punched.
Veteran: Try again.
Girlfriend/Miss Mearest, sighing: I will stop Player from getting punched.
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Player: Why are there yellow AND red pasta strands on the floor?
Saki, holding her knife and Veteran's crown behind her back: Those aren't pasta strands.
Player: Then what are they?
Saki: Well...
Player: And where's Veteran?
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Legacy Era!Stoner: You wanna see the most OP thing anywhere?
Player: You said you needed me to spawn 158 dragon eggs into existence. Don't disappoint!Stoner injects himself with something, and shrinks into an actual living pickle.
Stoner: It's me, Pickle Stoney!
Couple in Red: Uhhh... Wha...
Pickle Stoner: I know, right? It's funny!A few minutes of silence later...
GF: Did you... use our powers... which we lent you... to turn yourself into a... a pickle?!
Stoner: Hilarious, isn't it?
Player, dumbfounded: I just... oh my god... Have fun respawning!Player flattened Pickle Stoner using his hammer. Seconds later, Stoner respawns.
Foxxlo: Oh, hey Stoner. Lemme guess, Player got angy?
Stoner: I definitely messed his vibe up.
—————————————————————————————————————————Seb: It's normally a great thing if you're laughing at the jokes you make.
Garry: You ain't wrong.
Seb: Last thing on the list: Memes.Seb Plushy: Hey, it's Rowan Atkinson!
Seb: (Dying of laughter)
Garry: I don't get it.Seb: That's literally the same cost. You're not saving any cash.
Garry: I'd take free shipping.
Seb and the Seb Plushy: Bruh.
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Seb: Well, that was interesting.
Garry: A massive thanks to nabtastic for the requests!
Seb Plushy: Like they say, have a nice day, Goodbye!
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HumorIncorrect Quotes? We've got 'em! Jokes? Sure thing? You want your OC to be included? Leave a name and info, and boom, they're in. Replacement for Escape Rooms: Incorrect Quotes, since it got deleted by the Wattpad Software somehow.