To Mr. Seb Moran,
We are happy to inform you that you have officially won the award for Safest Shop of the year.
As a reward, we give you the Certificate for this title.
Sincerely,
Ms. Agnes Hasempheffer
Garry: Safest shop? Yeah right!
Heist Attempt 1:
Seb: Zzzzzzzzzz...
Seb is shown sleeping at the register, when Garry, dressed as a robber, breaks in.
Garry: Lets see... Wither Pets... Sheep Pets... Banana Pet?! Pfffff...
Seb makes a snort noise, but continues sleeping.
Garry, muttering: Don't laugh... don't laugh... He looks so dumb- pffffff... Focus on the heist- PFFFFFFFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Garry eventually bursts into laughter, dropping his bag of Inventory Pets, as Seb wakes up.
Seb: Garry, seriously? Garry? You good? Seriously?
Seb pulls a lever on the register, triggering a trap door.
Garry: HOOOJAHAHAHAHAHA! Haha! Hah... ah... Oh... He's up. Oh craaAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Garry realizes what's happening, and falls into the pit.
>Garry fell to doom.
Seb: Idiot.
Heist Attempt 2:
Garry barges into the shop, dressed normally.
Garry: Seb! You gotta hide me!
Seb: Huh?
Garry: I may have accidentally insulted you around Aria, and now she's out to kill me!! Gimme an Inventory Pet!
Seb: What?
Garry, muttering: Wait, it was suppose to be "Me insulting PC!" Crap crap-
Seb uses the trapdoor again.
Garry: CRAAAAAAAA...!!!!
Seb: Kudos to John for that trapdoor.
Heist Attempt 3:
Akari enters the shop, surprised.
Akari: This is pretty cool. I didn't know you could own a shop at this age.
Seb: Eh, when you have the ability to mess with the world by writing something down and a group of friends, it's pretty easy.
Akari: How much do these cost?
Seb: Depends. Things like a sheep Pet are cheap.
Akari: I could use that Pig Pet.
Seb: Alright. I'll need... 8.99.
Akari: Here's a 10. Keep the change.
Akari exits the shop holding a Pig Pet. Only to be shoved by Garry, who steals the pet.
Garry: Free Inventory Pet! You CAN rob Seb, as we see- GYZZZAAAAAHHHHHOOOWW!
Akari uses her Multifuncional Wristbands to tase Garry.
Garry: Crap... Owwwww...
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Heist Attempt 5:
Seb: Closing time!
Seb pulls a lever, and uses Rewrite to teleport away.
Garry: Chance time!
Garry attempts to enter, only to get repelled by a barrier.
Garry: D'oh! Ow... CRAP!
An anvil hits Garry's head.
Garry: You win, Seb. Ow...
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