Seb and PC are bickering again.
PC: Shut. The. @$&¥. UP!!
Seb: Make me, [Beep!]!
Psy: What's happening.
Cherry: Seb teased PC about Ruby again, and... yeah.
PC: That's it! I'm calling a friend group court! Prepare to have the book thrown at you!
A rather thick book about Freud flies over, nailing PC on the head.
Akari: No thanks. I'm not in the mood to be a judge again.
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Seb: I made you a pie!
Aria: Lemme guess. Pie flavor?
Seb: What? No, it's cherry.
Cherry: You called?
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Garry: Hey, I just realized somethin'.
Genesis: What is it this time?
Garry: Looking back on our lives, I'm realizing the only way that they could be this damn absurd in this many ways.
Genesis: How's that supposed to work. Do we just... not have free will?
Garry: Think of it, MissingNo Wannabe! It's almost as if a group of people had been controlling us like some sort of puppets or characters in a video game or play. And in reality, we have no free will...
Genesis: Lemme prove you wrong...
Garry: We think we got it, but we're only given the feeling of it because these people are like- AAAAAHHHH!
In all his rambling, Garry fails to notice Genesis walk behind him, and shove him into a hole.
Genesis: Free will, Mother@&#%@&!!
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(Yōkai! Seb AU)
Psy, Plague, Mari, and Ruby are playing UNO when Cherry runs into the room.
Cherry: Hey, guys! Look what I found I found!
Cherry lifts Seb into the room, holding him up like a lost child.
Seb: Hi.
The group briefly pauses to process the diminutive entity's presence.
Plague: He'll fit right in.
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Friend Group Book!
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