Sorry for spelling mistakes
It was lunch break, Dazai was on his way to annoy Kunikida (the man has priorities.)
-Ku-ni-ki-da-kun~
No response.
- Earth to Kunikida ?
- ..
- *GASP*ARE YOU IGNORING ME KUNIKIDA-KUN HOW COULD YOU ?!, he said dramaticly.
Still no response
- Hello?
-..
- Oh dear coworker, how could you be so cruel ?!
But seriously Dazai was getting worried, it wasn't like Kunikida at all, usually he would atleast let out a little 'Fuck off' but no,nothing, just silence.
Dazai got up and walked to Ranpo,
-Say Ranpo-kun..
-What now ?
-Could you maybe talk to Kunikida please I need to check something.
Dazai needed to know if it were only him who shall get ignored for the rest of an undertermined time.
-Kunikida mah man, how's life? Ranpo said to Kunikida.
Kunikida didn't even blink, he just kept his eyes on his work. Ranpo was suprised by the non reaction and left, he didn't really cared. Dazai,him, was feeling relieved that it's not just him, and he was even more determined to crack Kunikida.
Dazai just took a chair and sat in front of Kunikida and just stared at him, trying to cath his eyes but Kunikida was to concertraded in his work, Dazai only could do one thing now : SEDUCTION!
-Kunikida-kun, your eyes are beautiful I hope you know that..
He didn't even look at his eyes but just letted this sentence slip out.
Kunikida just stared at his paper, so Dazai stared down to it and saw it, the paper was filled with holes and just ink everywhere in his hand, Dazai then looked at his eyes and saw, Kunikida's eyes were barely open anymore.
-Kunikida!
Dazai catched Kunikida before he passed out.
-Say, when was the last time you slept ?
-..
-Oh don't you 'two dot' me and answer the question.
-...ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ...
He said weakly.
-All I needed to know, you're going home.
-I haven't finished my-
-OH your work will wait.
- ...If I weren't so tired i'll punch you....
-Well too bad because you're too tired, so you might aswell try to get some sleep,here we're almost there, you're gonna rest in your cozy home and i'll be next to you if you need anything.
Kunikida buried his face on Dazai's neck, a little bit flusterd. And he couldn't think straight.(spoiler alert, he was thinking gay.)
-Here,we're here, said the brown haired man.
-Thanks.
-You'd do the same for me, wait no, you DID the same for me.
-I guess I did.
Dazai then took the stares while having his coworker on his left shoulder, he really wasn't heavy, and Dazai started to worry.
-When was the last time you ate hmm?
-Does it matters..?
-Of course it matters take care of your life.
-You're one to talk.
-Can't argue with that.
-That's what I thought shut up.
They finnally reached Kunikida's room and Dazai tried as gently as possible too put him in his bed obviously failed, Kunikida wasn't asleep anymore ,well,at least half asleep.
-Oh Kunikida-kun sleep sleep. he said in a quiet tone
-You sound ridiculous Dazai.
-How are you awake ?!
-You know I won't qualify you as the most confortable being.
-Mean much.
Kunikida didn't answer he just turned around and just tried to fall asleep for now
-Might as well close my eyes a little bit, said Dazai.
Timelaps
-Hey Dazai wake up, I'm going back to the agency.
-Hmmm? But, why ?
-I still have my work to finish.
-Oooh you mean the destroyed paper?
-The what now..?
-The destroyed paper.
-You mean it's..
-Oh it's ruined my guy.
Kunikida sat down for a second coverd his fave with his hands, Dazai patted his back while having a second hand embarasment but also found the situation funny so he let out :
-Couldn't be me..
-Imma beat your ass.
-WAIT NO-
Timeskip cuz I'm hot
They went back to the agency to get another file printed (And got a new pen).
-See, no need to be dramatic
-You know what would be more "dramatic"? My fist in your face.
-How dare you Kunikida, I helped a TON you'll probably be laying on the floor if I didn't catch you.
-You're right, he smiled
Kunikida's reaction made Dazai ridiculously red and before he could respond Yosano came in the room.
-Oh you're here, how come I didn't see you since the end of lunch break?I don't think you were on a mission either. Wait.. DID YOU TOO BO-
-NO, OF COURSE NOT! Said Kunikida, hitting a new red
-I wish.. Said Dazai
-What?
-What?
-What??
Kunikida and Dazai were bright red, Yosano rolled her eyes and just left.
-This was a joke right?
-Yes of course, of course.
-Anyway let's go back to work.
-Yeah.. Oh, and Kunikida!
-What now?
-You look hot without your glasses!
Kunikida looked furious and was blushing but calmed and said
-And you have beautiful hair.
-What..?He said
Kunikida smirked and got closer to Dazai's face
-What's the matter, Toungue tied ?
And now Dazai was the one that passed out, and Kunikida catched him before he could hit the ground.
DONE! 870 WORDS!!!
