(A/N)Cracked content.
It was a regular day in Dazai's life, he walked to the agency because he found a rope he could put in a corner he spotted, he didn't plan on staying long of course.
So there he was, walking to work, he suddenly spotted Yosano, the agency's doctor, walking out of Kunikida's house, locking it with a bunch of papers at hand.
He walked to see the woman.
-What's up? What are you doing with this bunch of papers, and why are you locking his door?
Dazai suddenly heard a loud bang comming from the inside.
Yosano chuckled.
-.....Is Kunikida still in here....?
-Yup.
-Why are you locking him up.
-Because he's sick, I took all his work because I don't trust him.
-Ooooh, smart.
-I know right? Let's just hope he doesn't have a spare key.
-Oh I don't think he'll find it...
-Why's that?
Dazai slowly took out the spare keys out of his pocket.
-You took Kunikida's spare keys...
-I borrowed it..... without permition...
-You STOLE Kunikida's spare keys?!
-HE WHAT?! yelled Kunikida behind the door.
-Oop-
-We better run before he breaks out.
-Good idea.
They ran off both giggling.
When they got to the agency, they were catching their breaths, while the others were looking at them.
Ranpo looked concerned.
-Hey, uh, Yosano, could you tell me why Kunikida has kept sending these bad spelled messages?
Dazai looked shocked.
-"Bad spelled"? Impossible.
Yosano stopped him.
-No, no it is possible.
-Hm?
Yosano slowly took out of her pockets a pair of glasses.
-I might have took his glasses for him to stay in bed..
Dazai then went on into a wheezing, hysterical laugh, rolling on the floor, praticly crying while Ranpo was trying to determine what his colleague has kept sending him.
-Wow, he's blind as hell.
-BAAHAHAHAAHAHA, HE MUST FEEL SO DESPERATE RIGHT NOW I CAN'T-
Yosano joined the laughter
-He's gonna come for you for this, you know that, right?
Yosano and Dazai went silent and thought for a moment.
Then they looked at each other and said in synch:
-Meh.
Ranpo slapped his hand on his forehead.
-Whatever, I'm going to buy some snacks, bye.
-Byehihihihi. said the two, laughing again.
The detective left as Dazai finnaly stood up.
