(A/N) Just Kunizai daily routine ✨ ft. Dazai being Inlove
Kunikida was ready for work as he gently shook Dazai's elbow to wake him up.
Dazai is not a morning person, neither is Kunikida to be honest but he does his best.
-Dazai, wake up, you need to get out of bed, shower, eat, brush your teeth and then go to work on time.
-ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵒᵘᵗⁱⁿᵉ ᵗʰᵉⁿ...
-Well, wake up, that's done, shower, that's done, eat, that's done, brush my teeth, that's done, wake Dazai, that's half done, and then go to work.
-ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ...
-Me?! Impossible!
-ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈ.
Kunikida sighed.
-And what would that be, may I ask?
-ᵏⁱˢˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵒʳⁿⁱⁿᵍ...
Kunikida chuckled at that, he leaned closer to kiss his lover's cheek, but Dazai suddenly grabbed his head for him to actually kiss him.
When they broke from the kiss, Dazai rubbed his eyes, satisfied by his effect.
Kunikida got out of the room, leaving Dazai for him to get out of the bed and take a shower.
Between us, Dazai barely even did the half of the routine, and of course, Kunikida noticed.
When the brunette wanted to leave his lover blocked the door with his arms.
-Eat.
-Make me.
Dazai tried to escape but Kunikida quickly grabbed him and pulled him on the chair.
-Stay put and eat for God sake.
-Pffffff...
-Don't "Pfffffff"!
-I'll "Pfffffff" as much as I want!!
-YOUR "PFFFFFF" CAN'T SAVE YOU!
-SURE IT CAN!
Kunikida sighed and got back to being serious, determined
-I will make you eat, even. If. It. Makes. Me. Late.
-If I wasn't mad at you right now I would've found that very fucking touching.
-You found it touching because I fucking care about you, moron.
-I love you so freaking much.
-I love you way more, you have no freaking idea, you oaf. Now. Eat.
-...Never....
-Don't make me treat you like a baby.
-Kunikida let's just go to work.
-No! You're eating! You need to eat everyday!
Dazai sighed and began to eat, he thought Kunikida would look at him with a serious face but actually looked at him as if the bandaged man did something impressive.
-Kunikida stop looking at me like that, I'm just eating.
-And yet I'm proud.
Dazai looked away and Kunikida slipped his hand on top of the bandaged man's.
-I really am, Dazai.
-I know, I know.
-And you should be proud of yourself too.
