Dazai was walking at the park when it started raining
"-Dang it!"He thought.
He didn't see anywhere to go so he decided to stay like that,getting wet. How nice.
Suddenly it felt like the rain stopped falling on him, he looked up,hoping it was Kunikida, and was very disappointed to see that what was covering him was the ability of a person he unfortunately knew.(Rashomoun Umbrella>>>)
-Akutagawa, what are you doing here? Looking for the uncooked shrimp?
-For my sibling actually.
Dazai's face lit up
-Gin-chan! How are they ?!
-She's doing good,thank you.
-Do you also wanna see Chuuya?
-Yeah I was hoping I could see him I had something to ask him.
-Okay well I gotta go find my dear co worker, nice talk, hope I'm never getting to see you again bye!
-Are you sure you don't want a towel at least, you'll catch a cold...
-No, bye!
Dazai ran off and was fully determined to look every inch of the city to find Kunikida, why you ask? Well because it's been almost a month that Dazai was getting more and more attached to Kunikida and wanted to spend more time with him for some reasons.
Unfortunately the rain and the wind became stronger, and Dazai got his hair and his coat wet, he decided to end his search and go home as fast as he could.
When he arrived home he was very surprised and happy to what he saw, Kunikida was standing next to his door, his whole body wet, really annoyed.
-Kunikida -kun !What are you doing here??
-Waiting for you, you left your umbrella inside your house idiot, now you're all drenched!
-You are too Kunikida-kun.
-Ugh just get in I got to tell you something!
-Yeah hold on just let me get my keys real quick and-
-what ?
-...
-Don't tell me you left it at the agency...
-I'm so sorry.
-Damn it, and my house is to far, and if we try we'll catch a cold for sure!
-We'll catch a cold either way!Isn't there a colleague's house we could crash on nearby?
-No! Don't you have a friend outside of work that could pick us up?!
-...I wouldn't say friend...but there is that one person...
-Well call them quickly!
Dazai took his phone and dialed a number.
-Yes,hello do you mind me and a friend staying at your house tonight?? No don't worry it's not him,yes..Come quick!
Dazai hung up
-Who was that?asked Kunikida confused
-You'll soon find out.. sighed Dazai.
Soon enough a black car pulled up in front of them and the door opened.
A top black and bottom white haired man opened the door with a black haired woman asleep next to him and a ginger rather small man next to them.
Kunikida and Chuuya had the same reaction, shock.
-WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE WERE PICKING THIS,NOW, WET WAIST OF TOILET PAPER WITH US?!Yelled Chuuya.
-That's bold coming from a grown ass toddler who can't say they're height without feeling embarrassed like you, replied Dazai, even more annoyed to see him.
The two man quickly got to the car and the driver started driving.
There was this big akward silence between the five of them, Kunikida couldn't believe he was in a mafioso's car, Chuuya and Dazai gave each other death stares and Akutagawa just tried not waking up his sister.
When they arrived Akutagawa showed them a bedroom (With two beds ofc)
-Damn the mafia is bling bling when it comes to bedrooms, said Dazai.
Now it was Kunikida's turn to give him a death stare.
-What?! You should be thankful Kunikida-kun!
-Thankful?! We're in a house of a ma-
-Don't be such a drama queen it's only a night after all.
-I'M THE DRAMA QUEEN?!
-Yes, now move I gotta go to the shower before I officially catch a cold.
-Yeah yeah whatever I'm gonna find something to wear somewhere.
-Don't look at Chuuya's closet, trust me it's not your height.
-Yes, I noticed, thank you.
-Why you're welcome! Now.. where is that shower...
Kunikida managed to find some clothes and not to talk to Dazai nor the other on the house, he didn't want to talk about that instant of his life, never again. He waited for Dazai to get out of the shower, checking every five minutes if he didn't committed unliving himself, and when Dazai got out of the shower, Kunikida was still a bit mad and didn't want to talk to him in.
-Kunikida-kun pleeeeaaaaase...
Kunikida just headed towards the bathroom without saying a word, when he was done they got to bed and fell asleep.
In the morning Kunikida woke Dazai up.
-Dazai, hurry, Ranpo told me he found your keys now get up and let's go to the the agency and never talk about that got it?!
-Hmmmmm..? Oh Kunikida-kun... Why did you wake me up....?? I was having a wonderful dream.... About y-
-You'll tell me who it was about later, now let's go.
-Fine....
I really don't know how to end this one lol- I'm sorry that there were no romantic scenes but yeah I'll catch up on the next one I promise I'll find a way to make to these bitches kiss without it cringing me out 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻