(A/N) Guys it's not what it looks like I swear don't arrest me officers-
Kunikida was asleep when he suddenly heard a notification.
He twitched but immidiatly got up to look who it was from.
"Ah... Dazai... Probably telling me about another pretty woman that declined his offer."
He got back to bed.
"OR MAYBE HE'S IN DANGER!"
Kunikida grabbed his phone and looked at the text.
Annoyingzai Moronsamu: Help me Kunikida-kun, I wanted to jump of a cliff but it wasn't as high as expected and now I sprained my ankleeeeeeee T-T....
"He can't be serious right now, in the middle of the night?!"
Wrokholickida Nerdpo: You can't be serious.
Annoyingzai Moronsamu : And yet I am 🤧...
Workholickida Nerdpo: Just send me the address..
Annoyingzai Moronsamu : ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎
Kunikida sighed and got out of bed.
"This man will be the death of me I swear to God.."
He quickly got dressed, didn't get to brush his hair and ran off to the address Dazai sent him.
When he got to the scene he ran to the man, the brunette was sat and let his head fall on the Idealist's chest.
-Pick me up like a princess Kunikida-kun.
-No way in hell.
-Yes way in heaven?
-No
-WHY WON'T YOU PICK ME UP LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS KUNIKIDA-KUN?!
-Dazai, Jesus you're gonna wake up the entire neighborhood, fine.
Dazai grinned as Kunikida picked him up.
-Ah, my dragon slayer ♡︎...
-I'm never talking to you again after that.
-You'll come around don't worry~
Kunikida didn't answer and just walked with his colleague's arms wrapped around his neck, his face heated up a little bit but looked up for Dazai not to notice it, unfortunately his heartbeat was pretty loud knowing that he was really embarrassed and that Dazai's head was right on his chest.
Dazai noticed how it got more and more fast and loud, he glanced up at Kunikida with a smirk.
-Oho~?
That just made Kunikida even more flustered.
Dazai wanted to continue the teasing and brought his fave even more closer to Kunikida's.
Dangerously close.
-...Dazai...
-Shh..
Dazai kissed the corner of Kunikida's lips to make the poor idealist want more.
-Dazai you can't go around and do that.....
-Sure I can, and I did!
-Dazai....
The two partners already had such intimates sessions, ones were more heated than others but they still concisederd themselves as colleagues.
Dazai rubbed his nose on the poet's cheek and whispered into the man's ear:
-I'm going to ask you something when we get home.
-Shouldn't I be taking YOU to YOUR home?
-Nah, it's full of bottles and it stinks, I prefer your house.
-Fine.... But just this once.
-Yay!
When they got home Kunikida gently rested Dazai on his bed.
-I'll sleep on the couch, get some rest Dazai.
-Can't you stay with me?
-I'm good, thanks.
Kunikida leaned and rubbed Dazai's cheek to move a strand of hair that was on his face, just then, the bandaged man spoke up:
-Kunikida-kun.
-Yes?
-I hate being your colleague.
-....What...?
Kunikida felt weird, like he'd fall and would never get up again.
Dazai smiled at his effect.
-What I mean is that I want to be something else Kunikida-kun.
Kunikida fell to the ground wich made Dazai explode in laughter.
-Aw Kunikida-kun did I make you scared?
-Obviously dumbass.
-So it's a yes?
-IF COURSE IT IS!
Dazai was feeling extremely happy and exploded in laughter.
Kunikida was still on the ground and yet was chuckling too.
(A/N) I have an appointment with Jesus later, wish me luck 🤞🏻
