(A/N) Alright, this has to be one of the funniest concept I have ever created.
The waitress in the cafe below the agency helps Kunikida. And a little headcanon I have for him <3
It was lunch break as Kunikida entered the cafe to take a cup of coffee as he sat, clearly troubled.
The well known waitress that had a lot of interactions with Kunikida in the past walked to him and sat in front of him.
-Good morning Mr.Kunikida.
The Idealist snapped out of his thought as he glanced at the woman in front of him.
-Oh, hello miss.
-You seem upset, is everything okay?
-Well... Uh..
-You can speak your mind, my shift ended 3 minutes ago.
-Why do are you helping me talk about my problems? I'm just a regular costumer.
The waitress chuckled.
-If you weren't there, who would beat the living shit out of the stupid bandaged man whenever he makes advances to me?
He chuckled.
-True. I'm sorry he troubles you, by the way, and I'm even more sorry if you're frightened.
-I'm not frightened by him, I couldn't care less for him, plus, you always have my back.
-That I do.
-So, in exchange of your solidarity, how about you tell me your problem, and I try to help you with it.
-Well... It's a stupid problem, so...
-Tell me, it's fine.
-Well.. it's about Dazai...
-My condolences.
-Not like that!
-You said it was a stupid problem!
-Why do I keep on meeting people that despise him..
-Whatever, so, what seems to be the matter?
-I think... I might like him more than I should..
-As in... You want to date him?
Kunikida's face flushed as he slightly nodded.
-Well, about time you realized that.
-What do you mean by that?
-I don't know, I noticed recently that your behaviour with him is not... Colleague-like, so either you two became best friend, wich sincerely doubt, or you grew a bit to fond of him, and looks like I've struck gold~.
-You'd make a real good detective..
-I appreciate the compliment, now! Back to out problem, what exactly are you scared off? What are you afraid will happen if you were to tell him your feelings for him?
-That he won't see me the same way anymore.. that he just would stop talking to me and be grossed out..
She glared at him for a moment as she sighed.
-Trust me, you can trust me when I tell you this: he would love to make out with you.
Kunikida's eyes widenend.
-E-Excuse me..?
-You heard me.
-D-Did he tell you this...?
-I did overhear.
-Oh....
He hid his face in his hand, slowly becoming red..
-Are you feeling a bit more confident?
-I-I don't know... Maybe a little..
-Then go get your man!
He got up and turned to her.
-Thank you, that means a lot.
-As long as you keep him out of my sight~
-I will.
-Then good, best of luck.
-Thank you so much!
-You're very welcome.
Kunikida wanted to leave the cafe as the bandaged man was standing by the door, frowning.
-Uh- Dazai, can I ta-
-Were you flirting with her?! That's low, Kunikida-kun..
He pouted while letting out a scoff, of course he was joking and noticed Kunikida's face becoming a bit dissapointed and hurt.
-A-Are you okay?
-...Yeah.. can I talk to you?
-Sure, go ahead!
-I-In private... If you don't mind..
Dazai was confused but shrugged and followed Kunikida to the back of the cafe.
-Dazai... I have a confession to make...
Dazai's eyes widenend as he began to blush.
-Wh-what kind of confession..?
In this kind of situations, Kunikida wasn't good with word, nor actions, so he took out his notebook and wrote something down.
Kunikida prefered writing, it was more easy to express his feeling through written words rathe than spoked ones.
Dazai, I believe I have fallen in love with you, I wasn't supposed to, you don't stick to one of my standards and yet I can't help but like you, it's weird, right? You don't have to answer now, or maybe just do, I just wanted you to know that.
I love you.(I apologize, I'm repeating myself)
Dazai had the sheet of paper on his hand, some minutes later, he didn't answer.
-D-Dazai..? Are you okay..?
-Do you mean it? Like, actually mean it?
He nodded, blushing as he took his hand.
Dazai rested a hand on his neck as he pulled him closer, they lock lips, sharing a passionate kiss, Kunikida rested a hand on Dazai's waist as Dazai wrapped his arms around his neck to deepen the kiss, Kunikida letted out a satisfied grunt once in a while while Dazai enjoyed hearing it.
When they pulled away, they were slightly panting but Dazai's face broke into a smile as he pulled Kunikida into a hug, he hugged back and burried his face in his shoulder.
-So... You like me back..?
-Duh.
-Right, right.
-So what were you doing with the waitress?
-She was giving me tips.
-For what?
-For you.
-That's nice.
-Yeah. So now back off from her, okay?
-I haven't talk to her in like, three months!
-Oh yeah? What happened.
-You happened....he mumbled.
Kunikida letted out a soft chuckle and hugged him a bit tighter, Dazai also couldn't help but smile.
(A/N) Idk... Have this.
