(A/N) The couple was just going out for a walk until they make an unexpected encounter with a pet from a rival organization...
ft. Dazai being a hater 😒 and Poe turning into a caveman.
Kunikida and Dazai were walking out of the cafe below the agency, they stare at the sky together for a moment, seeking a glimpse of romance for once until they hear someone clearing their throat.
-AHEM. Sorry to bother you two loverbirds, but we're closing soon so ya'll might as well make out outside the cafe. spoke up one of the waitress.
Kunikida turned red and Dazai grabbed his hand and leaded him out of the cafe while waving goodbye.
-Apologies, Miss Montgomerry~
-Ugh, just go.
Dazai chuckled while Kunikida letted out embarassed whines as they walked to the Idealist's house.
Before they got to his house, they heard an animalistic whimper in a dark alleyway that caught Kunikida's attention.
-Hm?
-Don't bother Kunikida, it must be a street dog or something.
That didn't stop Kunikida from getting worried and walking into the alleyway.
When they got here, they saw a raccoon that looked genuinly terrified. He was trembling like a beaten child and Kunikida's face had grew soft and comforting.
Dazai, him, hated animals and didn't understand how Kunikida could like some 'random ball of fluff'.
-Kunikida... We really don't have to do this... It's just a random raccoon in the side of the road... Kuni, seriously, stay back, it could hurt you...
-Wow, you got it right, Dazai, it is a raccoon.
-W-Huh?! Did Atsushi tell you?!
Kunikida chuckled, still aproaching the raccoon.
-Yeah, he did.
-That snitch... I'll talk to him tomorrow...
-You won't lay a finger on him.
-I never said I would! Who do you think I am, Kunikida?!
-Right, sorry.
-Anyway, let's just leave him...
Kunikida then thought for a second.
-Say... Do you think... No, the mere chance is very low...
-That it's the writer's raccoon?
-Yeah.
-Well, let's ask him.
-Maybe it's better if I do the talking.
-Oh! Okay, go on, Snowwhite.
-I'll get you for this.
Kunikida was now kneeling at the raccoon.
-Hey...
The animal took a step back with a growl.
Kunikida didn't even blink but Dazai was trembling in fright.
-Alright, Dazai, just take a walk why I handle it.
-I'm not leaving you alone with that beast!
Kunikida frowned and the animal letted out an offended squeal.
-Eek! squealed Dazai in return.
Dazai took a step back and stayed in the distance.
-Kunikidaaaa... It's dirty, it lives in the trash... Leave it...
-I'll have you know that raccoon are actually genuinly clean being and that you shouldn't judge them so quickly. Educate yourself.
-So now you're taking the masked-dog's side, wow.
-Don't listen to him, he's just jealous because you're better than him anyways. Said Kunikida to the raccoon.
-OH, I SEE HOW IT IS!
Dazai angrily stumped off.
-He'll come around.
Kunikida then turned to the animal who seemed to have gained a bit more trust.
The Idealist smiled at him and got a bit closer.
-'Poe'. Does that ring a bell?
The raccoon immidiatly reacted at that name and paced in circles.
Kunikida chuckled at that sighed and stretched his arms out for him to climb to him.
-C'mon, I'll lead you to your rightful owner, 'Karl', right?
The raccoon placed himself in his arms with a satisfied squeal.
He walked to the agency, suddenly, Dazai appeared behind him with a cautious look.
-Is the beast controlled...?
-It's litteraly in my arms, what do you think? And don't call him that.
Kunikda was carefully stroking Karl's furr and the raccoon was sound asleep in his arms.
(A/N) Ya'll probably didn't know this, but my name is actually Karl and I'm a raccoon too.c
When they got to the cafe below the agency, the pink haired waitress saw them walk in.
-Well if it isn't the couple of the year, whad'ya want? We're closing in like two minutes.
Lucy then glanced at what was in Kunikida's arms and her eyes grew wide.
-Holy crap, you found him...
Lucy then walked to the back of the encounter, opening the broom cabinet to reveal Poe hiding in it.
-Alright, Smeagol, get out of here. They found your precious.
The writer immidiatly scanned the room and saw his pet.
He lets out a high-pitched, barely audible gasp.
-Karl...?
He crawled out of his hiding place and stared at the raccoon for two good minutes before snatching it away from Kunikida.
-Uhm... So... I think he needs some time right now but I think when he'll get out of his trance he'll say some shits like: "I'm forever in your debt." And all... declared Lucy.
-Oh, he doesn't have to thank me-, started Kunikida.
-Us, cutted Dazai.
-U-Us... It's only fair, the agency was also in his debt anyway.
-But he will thank you for hours, predicted Lucy.
-I know, I know, well, we should leave now, shouldn't we?
-Yup, let's go now, Kuni! cheered Dazai.
-Yeah, yeah.
(A/N) Bye losers.
