(A/N) It's an AU where Kunikida is still a math teacher while Dazai is at the agency.
(They're married btw)Dazai and Atsushi were on a mission but Dazai kept on distracting Atushi, wich worked of course and got hurt while doing so.
-Mr. Dazai!
Atsushi ran to the man and threw the bandaged man's arm on his shoulder.
-Let's get you to Yosano!
-Noooo bring me to Doppoooo...
-Who?
-My husband.
-YOUR WHAT?!
-Oh you didn't know?
-NO?!
-How odd... I'm pretty sure I told you once.. meh must have forgotten.
-I'm pretty sure we should go see Yosano.
-No not the wiiitch...
-The what?
-Pleeaase I wanna see hiiiiiiiiiim....I'm in pain Atushi-kuuuuuuuuun.....
-.......
-Pretty please..?
-....You're sure he'll take care of you?
-For sure!
-Than fine...
-Yay!!
-Where is he?
-He works at a school nearbye I'll show you.
-Okay.
-Hold on let me call him.
Call incoming...
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-Pick up Doppo....
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...
-Yes?
-Doppo!
-Dazai? What's going on? Are you okay? I'm in the middle of a class right now, what do you want?
-I got hurt, my love....
-How did that hapennend? Were you distracting your co workers again?
-Yes...
-I see..
-When can we see you Doppo?
-It's my last class, in exactly 18 minutes and 12 seconds.
-Okay, love you, bye!
-Wait-
Call ended.
In exactly 18 minutes and 12 seconds later..
Dazai and Atsushi saw a blonde long haired man with a low ponytail walking with a rather noticable class.
The glasses man saw his husband and rushed to him.
Dazai dramaticly fell on his chest as he close enough to reach.
Kunikida cupped his lover's face.
-Are you okay?! Who did this to you?!Did you eat today?!
-Yup.
The teacher smiled.
"Wow.. He's so patient..."thought Atsushi
-Good, now I can do THIS!