Now it's time for Dazai to get drunk... Yay! This like a part 3 of partners in crime/don't leave.
Of course this shall include Gin, I'm so sorry.
Also will include Hirotsu being a dad (and the best character if you ask me)
Alrighty let's go write ✍🏻
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Dazai was going home but suddenly saw a bar.
Oh goodie!
He entered the bar with excitement and ordered some drinks. He suddenly saw someone sit next to him.
It was Gin Akutagawa, yet again.
-'Sup ya smellfungus!
-Good evening orphan.
-Fuck you, Hirotsu adopted me.
-Fuck you he also adopted me, I'm his favorite you know?
-Not anymore.
-What does that mean?
-What's his computer password?
-"Dazai", obviously.
-My poor dude.
-What, what is it?!
-Now it's "Gin + Tachihara", and he changed his wallpaper to a group photo of us three, you're not his favourite anymore!
-HE CHANGED HIS WALLPAPER?!
-Yup, speaking of Hirotsu I got a gift from him.
-And what would that be?
Gin handed him a black rock.
-I don't know why he wanted to give you this, it's kind of weird.
Dazai took the rock and smiled.
-Wow, why are you smiling?! Why do you seem happy?! Your happiness deranges me can you not?
-Hirotsu..
-Ew.
-Shut up I'm having an emotional moment right now.
-The last emotion I want to see on your face is happiness, so stay forever traumatized of M*ri's behaviour and be depressed please.
-Nah, I'm good, plus, I'm about to get drunk, wanna join?
-No thanks, but it would be nice to stay here to watch you slowly get drunk to then watch you drown slowly into depression and kill yourself right in front of me as I record it.
-Yeesh.. well, your loss, bartender!
After a while.
-WOOOOOO LOOK GIN THAT HORSIE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!
-That's because it's a man, stop pointing at him.
-YOU'RE NO FUN!
-Do you realize that you're yelling?
-I AM?!
-Yeah..
-WELL TOO BAD!
-Now that you're completely drunk, I gotta tell you, I feel bad about what I did to your colleague, I mean, I grew rather fond of that guy.
-Huh? Kuni'?
-Yeah.
-Whad'ya do?
-Oh nothing... Just a little murder attempt, nothing much.
