It was a fairly normal day at the agency, almost everyone were working,except Dazai of course, Dazai who actually was wondering where Kunikida was.
-Atsushi-kun, do you know where Kunikida-kun is?
-Oh he's in the boss's office.
-Why?
-I don't know, maybe he'll tell you I don't know honestly..
-Oh okay.
At that very moment the idealist came into the room, he seemed.. preocupied.
-Kunikida-kun! What's up??
Kunikida turned around, a bit annoyed.
-Dazai.... May I...Talk to you for a second?
-Uuuuh, yeah, sure!
They got into an empty room, Kunikida sighed and turned look at Dazai.
-Okay.. So you know that these days we have been in some messy situations, right?
-Yeeeees?
-Counting on your suicide attemps...
-I don't see where you're going but suuuuuure?
-I talked with the boss and he thought it would be a good idea to.... Live together to at least know that the other is missing..
Dazai gasped at that anoucement.
-So what do you say? It's fine if you don't want to-
-No don't worry Kunikida, I'll gladly become your house husband, he said with a smirk.
-Not like that idiot..
-Hehe I knooow, but yeah I don't mind living with you!
-Okay so... Uuh...
-I'll probably come late if I want to get my stuffs!
-Great, well let's go back to work.
-YOU go back to work, while I lay on the couch.
Kunikida grabbed Dazai's wrist.
-Nope, you're working too.
-Nooooo..... pleeeeeaseeee Kunikida-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun....
Kunikida didn't listen and threw Dazai in the main room, they looked up and saw Ranpo and Yosano both crossing their arms,
-What were you both doing in an empty room all alone?! asked Yosano.
-Oh we were just-WAIT NO! exclaimed Kunikida.
-You "were just" what?! asked Ranpo with the same tone as Yosano.
-We were talking about living together! said Dazai.
Huge silence
Yosano and Ranpo turned to Kunikida who was about to leave and hide.
-Kunikida Doppo. said Yosano giving him death stares.
-That's my name. responded Kunikida trying to keep cool.
-Since when? asked Ranpo.
-H-He made it sound like it but it's really not what it sounds like..
-It's definitly what it sounds like. said Dazai clearly not helping.
-Dazai..I'm warning you...
-What??It's just a statement of facts!
-No it's not!
-It clearly is!
-I can't believe you right now.
-Okay, I'm leaving, declared Yosano, Ya'll disgust me for real.
