Another quick scenario because it never gets old lol.
Ranpo: How it's nice to be in Kunikida's house!
Yosano : for real, it's so comfortable.
Kenji: We should do this more often!
Kyouka : *eating crepes* Myes we shmould.
Ranpo : Pffffft--
Yosano : Speaking of Kunikida, where is he?
Atsushi : And where's Dazai-san?
Yosano: Kenji, would you mind going to look for them, if you don't mind of course .
Kenji: I don't mind! *Gets up and leaves*
A few minutes later....
Ranpo: So what I'm saying is---
Kenji: *Comes back and closes the door, looks horrified*
Ranpo: *understands*
Yosano : *understands too*
Kenji: They're... They're in the car......
Yosano:*hugs Kenji* I know, I know.
Kenji: They're- They're-
Ranpo : You had to find out at some point buddy.
Atsushi: *finally understands* 😱😱😱😱
Kyouka: *understood since the beginning* 😐
Dazai + Kunikida : *enters the room*
Dazai: Sorry we disappeared, I needed to settle things with Kunikida-kun.
Yosano : Looks like very important deal indeed.
Kunikida : *red*
Kenji: 🤧
Kunikida : Why is Kenji crying?
Ranpo: In a car guys? Really?
Dazai: ....... Kenji I-
Kunikida : *runs away*
Dazai: KUNIKIDA NO---
Kenji: *crippling depression*
Ranpo: Why of all people Kenji needed to be the one to walk on these two making out, I swear...
(A/N) God wash all my sins away.