Kenji is officially traumatized

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Another quick scenario because it never gets old lol.

Ranpo: How it's nice to be in Kunikida's house!

Yosano : for real, it's so comfortable.

Kenji: We should do this more often!

Kyouka : *eating crepes* Myes we shmould.

Ranpo : Pffffft--

Yosano : Speaking of Kunikida, where is he?

Atsushi : And where's Dazai-san?

Yosano: Kenji, would you mind going to look for them, if you don't mind of course .

Kenji: I don't mind! *Gets up and leaves*

A few minutes later....

Ranpo: So what I'm saying is---

Kenji: *Comes back and closes the door, looks horrified*

Ranpo: *understands*

Yosano : *understands too*

Kenji: They're... They're in the car......

Yosano:*hugs Kenji* I know, I know.

Kenji: They're- They're-

Ranpo : You had to find out at some point buddy.

Atsushi: *finally understands* 😱😱😱😱

Kyouka: *understood since the beginning* 😐

Dazai + Kunikida : *enters the room*

Dazai: Sorry we disappeared, I needed to settle things with Kunikida-kun.

Yosano : Looks like very important deal indeed.

Kunikida : *red*

Kenji: 🤧

Kunikida : Why is Kenji crying?

Ranpo: In a car guys? Really?

Dazai: ....... Kenji I-

Kunikida : *runs away*

Dazai: KUNIKIDA NO---

Kenji: *crippling depression*

Ranpo: Why of all people Kenji needed to be the one to walk on these two making out, I swear...

(A/N) God wash all my sins away.

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