(A/N) Fluff warning.
Kunikida is a bad liar, that's a well known fact.
He is a rather honest man, he's the kind of person that'll tell you directly.
Dazai is in love with Kunikida.
All Dazai wanted was to tell how he felt about Kunikida but didn't know how to tell him, it's not easy to confess to your colleague.
Dazai then decided to go in Yosano's office to ask for advices.
-Yosanooooooo?
-Hm?
-May I ask you for advice?
-Sure.
-But before that I have a confession to make.
-Not into dudes, sorry.
-Not like that.
-Thank God.
-I meant that I do have a crush, not on you, but on someone else.
-The lady from the cafe?
-No, she's not interested, unfortunately..
-I don't wanna be the person you like.
-You indeed don't want to.
-Why's that?
-Because he's supeeer booooriiiing, works to much, and is to fine for you to be him.
-You have a crush on our beloved Idealist?
-Right on the money!
-Since when?
-A while actually..
-Don't be embarrassed.
-So the reason I came here is for some tips... If you don't mind.
-What kind of tips?
-I don't know, like facts about him that might help me make my move?
Yosano thought for a second.
-Well one thing's for sure is that he's a big fish nerd.
-Not helping.
-It's a fact, he's love an aquarium date for sure.
-I'll keep that in mind but tell me useful infos please.
-Well... He's very honest and practically doesn't know how to lie.
-Yeah I know, so?
-So, if you ask him if he likes you, either he stutters and babbles and that means he likes you back. Or he looks at you dead in the eye and tells you "No I do not".
Yosano glared at the man for a second.
-And it's over.
That made the bandaged man think a lot as he opened the door to leave.
-You're welcome.
-Oh right, thank you.
-Tsk.
Dazai left the office, that got Kunikida's attention.
-What were you doing in there?
-Talking to Yosano, why?
-Oh nothing, just wanted to know.
Dazai gazed at the man a bit, the Idealist gave him a glare.
-Do your work.
-Damn okay.
Dazai sat but only to stare at the man.
Kunikida was really concentrated on his work so Dazai took the advantage to roll behind him.
He gently took Kunikida's hair and took the ribbon off for his hair to see him with his hair down, he then softly started forming a braid with the blonde's hair, Kunikida didn't notice a thing wich kind of surprised Dazai in a way.
When Dazai was done, Kunikida was done with his work too.
The poet started streching to finally notice the man behind him.
-Huh-? Dazai? Why are you not working, WAIT- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?!
-A masterpiece.
-How come I didn't noticed it?!
-You were to concentrated on your work, you don't have to keep it if you don't want to, it's fine.
Kunikida thought for a second and sighed.
-You're lucky it looks good.
-It really does, it matches your face.
Kunikida raised an eyebrow.
-Did you just said I looked good?
-Huh- no not really, I mean, in a friend kind of way-..
-Oh.
Dazai tilted his head to the left, did Kunikida just sounded... Disappointed?
Dazai ignored that thought and just went straight on to the question he was meaning to ask.
-Could I meet you after work?
-Sure, where?
-Behind the agency, maybe?
-Yeah, okay.
After work (my laziness is showing,help)
Dazai was waiting for Kunikida behind the agency, after some time, the glasses man got here.
-So, what did you wanna tell me, or what is the reason of you calling me here?
-I'll get straight to the point, Kunikida are you in love with me?
Kunikida's eyes widenend, that only made the bandaged man feel scared.
What if he clearly said that he didn't?
He didn't know if he could take it.
-Wh-Wh-What are you t-talking about?I-I don't-
Dazai couldn't help but smile at the man's reaction and took him in his arms.
-Oh Kunikida-kun,you bad liar, you!
Kunikida wasn't sure what he did but toon it that Dazai felt the same way, wich made the man also smile at that realisation.
-So... Uh... What is all this?
-I used your honesty to figure out if you liked me.
Kunikida sighed.
-Did Yosano tell you..?
-Yup!
The two man began to walk away, now closer than ever.
-So, now that we're together, I was thinking about our first date.
-Mmh, where to?
-I was thinking about the aquarium.
Kunikida's eyes widenend and Dazai could've sworned that he saw sparkle in his lover's eyes.
-Wait really??
-Oh~ you like that idea~?
-N-Not specifically, i-it's okay...
-Bahaha! Ya fish nerd!
-Hey! Well maybe I am! So what?!
-Nothing, you're adorable.
