(A/N)The agency going to an amusement park, Kunikida doesn't like creepy roller coasters or roller coaster in general and Dazai finds something to distract him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...
It was one of those very rare day where the agency got out to go have fun together, today the boss chose the amusement park mainly to show more new stuffs to Kyouka.
Kunikida wasn't against giving Kyouka a normal life but didn't get the utility to bring the whole agency with them.
Now Yosano,Ranpo, Kunikida, Kenji, Fukuzawa, Tanizaki, Naomi and Kyouka were in a car while Dazai and Atsushi were waiting for them.
When they pulled over and got out Yosano and Ranpo almost fainted, the bandaged man came to see what was wrong.
-Are ya'll okay?
-...Let's say we didn't drive first class..
-Owowowow....
-We should've let Kyouka drive.
-For sure, better than this driver.
-Where's Kunikida?
-Yelling at the driver.
Dazai disappeared to look for his lover and found him indeed yelling at the poor man.
-EVEN MY 14 YEAR OLD COLLEAGUE DRIVES BETTER THAN YOU, YOU ARE A THREAT TO SOCIETY!!
Kunikida angrily left and Dazai ran to make it look like he didn't see anything.
He pulled beside Kunikida to greet him.
-Hello Kunikida-kun! How are you?
-Grmbl.
-You're talking your grumpy language again you know I don't understand it.
-Gmlb.
-You really should send me a dictionary to help me understand.
-..Leave me alone Dazai...
-There we go! How are you today, dear?
-I'm fine...
-What a dirty liar you are Kuni'~.
-I told you to leave me alone.
-Why?
Kunikida sighed.
-Nevermind, sorry about that.
The Idealist gently put a hand on his lover's waist.
-It's okay, it's okay!
-You're sure?
-Yeah!
Kunikida smiled to himself and Dazai noticed wich made him grin.
They all entered the amusement park and started searching for fun attractions.
They all,except for Kunikida, agreed to go to a big scary roller coaster.
-Ooh! It sounds so fun! said Kenji.
-I have a good pick up line for roller coasters Kuni', wanna hear it? asked Dazai.
-Sure. responded the Idealist.
-No you do not. said Yosano
Dazai smirked and walked forward.
Kunikida turned to Yosano.
-Was the pick up line that concerning?
-It was a dirty one.
-Oh.
- Shall we?
- Nah, I'm good, I don't like those attractions.
-Are you scared of those?
-.....No.....
-You wanna do it together?
-No thanks Yosano, I'll stay outside and wait.
-Come ooon, at least do it with Dazai!
-...Fine...
-Yay!
Dazai was already in the wagon, really exited, he then noticed his boyfriend sitting next to him, that only made him smile even more.
-Yay! Kuni you came!
-Let's get this over with....
The ride started, there were screams and whimpers, Kunikida was really stressed, he had his arms crossed and his foot tapped the floor.
Dazai noticed that and suddenly had an idea.
He tapped the blonde man's shoulder, wich of course got his attention.
-You wanna focus on something else?
-What's there more to see?
Dazai smiled and tapped his lips.
Kunikida's eyes widenend and immidiatly became red.
-Of course you can decline I don't want to embarass y-
-No, let's do it.
Now it was Dazai's turn to turn pink.
They both couldn't believe they were doing this, in a ride.
Kunikida wrapped his arms around Dazai's neck wich made his boyfriend lean closer and kiss him.
Meanwhile with Ranpo and Yosano..
-Say Ranpo, I'm kind of surprised I don't hear Kunikida's screams I mean, he looked very stressed.
-Maybe he passed out.
-Maybe.
-Hold on let me check.
Ranpo turned around a second, and quickly got in a normal position, but this time he was red.
-So?
-He's more than fine.
Yosano turned around.
-What do you mean- OH GREAT HEAVENS!
-I know right.
-Somebody bleach my eyes.
-Yeehaw brother.
At the end of the ride..
They all got out, Kyouka enjoyed it wich made Kenji glad while Ranpo and Yosano gave the couple side glances.
